trixie

Bow to your kittypire princess 24 yo transfem lesbian she/her (cis men dni)

[vampurrincess]

hey can i be a big dog sleeping on the end of your bed please

[nokiawoow]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[vampurrincess]

anypony else ever have nightmares where your ex hangs you upside down on meat hooks, drains your blood and then chops you into pieces while you can feel and see everything

[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[goth-queen]

[vampurrincess]

not having money is so annoying like yes bmo i want to pay you i just dont have money nor friends or family to lean on!! it is 32 dollars you assholes i pay you on time every fucking month but nooooo spam call me over 32 fucking dollars fuck my life

[vampurrincess]

pussy 🤤

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[vampurrincess]

saw this on twitter the nothing app, i am proof this isnt true!!! i am 24 and love women 30+

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[vampurrincess]

doing some fushigi shit to her balls so i can take them then rolling them into a hat and make them dissapear

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[vampurrincess]

big fan of their gay little dance

[yokowan]

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS YOURE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!