devil on your back, i can never die

R.M. Renfield Introjects in a system madmangender (he/it + he/him) bastard vampire + extreme transvestite Renfield joint account

[vampyrculture]

updating my pinned post....again....as always thank you @lordbernhard ....at least I figured out my formatting this time. just a fucking Collection idk anymore man

[god-offical]

Bible spoilers ahead, read at your own risk:

Jesus dies yall

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[pillsopa]

it’ll be ok guys

redraw of the og from 3 years ago that gave me entry to the fandom. put some respect on her name!!

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I could fix him in my fics but making him worse is so much more fun. #bleeding as enrichment

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

if blood isnt good for you then why does it taste like that

[see-arcane]

Seward: What’s going on, buddy? You’re not acting like yourself. :( Want a fresh kitten to eat? Maybe a whole cat?

Renfield: I’m too good for cats now. That was the old me. I’m on my way to bigger and better things. 

Seward: Still things involving–

Renfield: Violence? :) The deaths of others to fuel my vitality? :)

Seward: …I wasn’t going to say–

Renfield: Yes. Absolutely.

Seward: Oh

Renfield, right up on him, whispering: But I would never hurt you, of course! Why would anyone think that? Ha. Ha ha :) :) :)

Seward: …

Renfield: 👁👁

Seward, to his phonograph: Dear Diary, shit’s getting interesting. Not interesting enough though. We’re going to let him free range, see what he tries to eat. Cats? Something bigger? Me, maybe? Who fucking knows. Anyway, gonna take a hit of chloral for the road, be back if I don’t get cannibalized, Dr. Jack out

[psi-hate]

these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

[lordbernhard]

I need a formal diagnosis for my personality disorders and a cellphone with a physical home button thank youuu.

[vampyrculture]

hello from my new phone. Can you guys feel it

[writingdose]

write it anyway even if you think it’s bad. a badly written fic is still better than a nonexistent fic.

[vampyrculture]

happy first day of dracula to all that celebrate

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[vampyrculture]

what they don't tell you about testosterone is hungry hungry so hungry

[vampyrculture]

i eated

[vampyrculture]

what they don't tell you about testosterone is hungry hungry so hungry