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Itās me boy Iām the ps5. Speaking to you inside your brain. I think you deserve a partner who is more respectful about your interests.
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FUCKING THANK YOU
Itās me boy Iām the ps5. Speaking to you inside your brain. I think you deserve a partner who is more respectful about your interests.
things iāll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things iāll call you a whore for:
stealing my foodĀ
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. thereās a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isnāt a rick roll. its somethingĀ worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
ā¦I really donāt know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- itās not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared
Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it
'Six AM', 1930 - William Wolfson
Hi, I'm a janitor. The facility I work in had its first floor flooded with sewage and while a restoration company came and sucked up all the water and placed fans everywhere to try the place out, I still cleaned the entire floor and threw away all the contaminated furniture. Same thing happened last year, but only a couple of rooms flooded on that floor and it was only water from a sprinkler system. This year was so much worse and I feel like no one in management gives a shit. The entire upstairs was absolutely going to shit because I was focused on the downstairs. Despite the work I do, I have to beg folks to spread around my little bear commission posts every month because I simply can't afford to live on what I'm paid lol
So, truly thanks to everyone who makes and shares posts like these recognizing sanitation workers. It's really a thankless job.
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
Whatās an iPod?
been on tumblr so long my text post is outdatedā¦
This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint
they thought whatā¦
my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other peopleās posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know youāre out there somewhereā¦
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought āwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,ā so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itās alright if you canāt because apparently I fuckin couldnāt either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you donāt need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like letās say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said āthereās gonna come a time, probably when youāre a teenager, where youāre gonna think, āI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenāt needed it in years.ā and youāre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatās gonna happen then? Youāre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youāre gonna be dying again, and weāre gonna have to find you another liver. So donāt do that.ā And I said āwhy the fuck would anyone do that?ā and he said āpeople are stupid.ā
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donāt wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think āugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?ā and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
Happy April 8th to those who celebrateš
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
i want you all to know i say pull the trigger piglet far more than i should
im going to fucking die
I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made
he cannot die. Unstoppable
Bad dog. Out you go
The Dog Will Stay
Too bad.
the dog stays
WRONG
Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.
THE DOG GOES.
The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn.Ā
THE DOG STAYS
Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.
The dog goes.Ā
Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.
THE DOG. STAYS.
Iām watching an online yu gi oh battle
THE DOG GOES
THE DOG STAYS
^ this entire thread in a nutshell.
THE DOG IS MINE.
Quality vintage post
do you love the color of the yugioh card
Gorgug Thistlespring is THE realest man
U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead
Ground cinnamon sold in U.S. discount stores is contaminated with high levels of lead and should be discarded. The U.S.
Reblog to kill it faster
This is to good to get buried in the tags
every time i see this i lose my mind
method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work
This isnāt adding ice just for the sake of denial, itās adding to the Earthās albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earthās climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this.
It isnāt a process we need to continue forever, in fact itās one that needs to be calculated so that we donāt do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much.
So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isnāt the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution.
For the love of god do it . anything just do it. Give us hope.
Hereās the thing: Most environmental catastrophes humans have ever or are currently creating can be fixed. Itās not just a matter of āoh no, things are ruined, and maybe we can stop the degradation so that things donāt get any worse, but weāre stuck with how things are.ā There are some things we canāt do, like bringing back extinct species. But there are a lot of other things we can definitely do, many of which are being done right now. The problem is that most of our willpower and effort is spent on bullshit tiny things that wonāt solve the problem (individual recycling, etc.) and not on the large-scale things that can and will make a large-scale difference.
Ice caps are melting? Guess what! We know how to make ice. Itās not that hard. Designing mostly-automated robot ships to go to the poles and rebuild the ice caps is well within our current technical capabilities. We just need to fund it.
Deforestation on a massive scale? Destruction of other biomes? Guess what! We know how to plant trees. We know how to plant grasslands. We know how to take barren, lifeless land and turn it back into a viable biome. Itās not that hard. In a lot of cases, if thereās neighboring areas where that biome still exists, all you have to do is dump a few tons of biomass (plant clippings, food waste, etc.) on the barren land and stand back and wait. The biomass will provide nutrients and keep the topsoil from blowing away, and the plants and animals from the neighboring biome will move in. In two decades, even if you donāt do anything besides dumping the biomass on it, you wonāt be able to tell what was the barren area and what was the still-existing biome.
Coral reefs dying? Now, coral reefs are a bit more fragile than most biomes, but guess what! We still know how to replant/rebuild them, and in fact are working on that in places affected by coral reef die-off! And weāre learning how to do it better every day.
Desertification? Guess what! We know how to turn desert back into green space. Theyāre doing it on a large scale in China and sub-Saharan Africa. There are several different techniques, none of which are even very technology-intensive. It takes money and time and labor, but itās perfectly doable. We know this because weāve done it.
Plastic in the ecosystem, particularly in the ocean? Guess what! Thereās a lot of people working on this, both on āhow to remove plastic from the oceanā and āhow to reuse/recycle it more efficiently.ā And the techniques are improving by leaps and bounds every year. This is a solvable problem. These are all solvable problems.
So if youāre crushed by the weight of the coming environmental catastrophe ⦠donāt be. These are all solvable problems! We can stop things from getting worse, and we can fix the things weāve broken. The issue is political, not practical.
On the political side, of course, is the need to tighten up environmental regulations across the globe. (Whatās the statistic, that 90% of pollution is caused by 100 corporations?) And then of course, we need to fund these programs on a large enough scale.
In some ways the political aspect is the hardest, but consider this: we are at a tipping point. Things are changing about the way politicians talk about climate change and ecological degradation. More ordinary people are concerned about this, which means more pressure on politicians. One of the ways that things are changing is that peopleāeven conservativesāare starting to talk aboutĀ ājob opportunities in new green fieldsā and switching the conversation so that itās notĀ ārainforest vs. jobsā makes political action a lot more possible. And no, itās not going to happen on its own, but it can happen.
This is a solvable problem.
I *needed* this. Climate change has had me feeling SO helpless, having a list of things that can actually potentially be done is beautiful