[sacred-portal]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[b4rfbrain]

[harsh-noise]

[vampyrebi]

it's so sad seeing a beautiful long haired man on tv and looking up the actor and it's just some guy with short hair. grow your hair out prince... right meow

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[positivelyqueer]

You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.

You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[xenasaur]

we as a society must get more normal about STDs I'm being so serious

[xenasaur]

we are in an incredible age of medicine where you can easily get most of them treated, you can get vaccinated against some, and even HIV is no longer a death sentence (and i believe a cure is in the works rn). it is not a big deal. be safe, yes, but also don't be a judgy weirdo to people who do get infected because they weren't "being safe." especially because if you do not perpetually mask in public you have less than zero ground to stand on there.

[theweirdwideweb]

[marinella-ela]

[animalwoonz]

[requiem-on-water]

Spirit bag from La Lune SS 2025 | Ph: hau.le

[aropride]

i dont know what "god" is i think its some sort of spider web

[twiststreet]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[abedalrahman2000]

I am dying from unbearable pain. I swear to you, sharing this could be the reason I stay alive in Gaza.

[abedalrahman2000]

My health collapsed because of severe anemia, and I disappeared for two days. Please replace today’s coffee with a small donation to save my life.

[abedalrahman2000]

My heart is broken for my family. If I die, they will be left to die after me. Please donate, share, and speak about us.