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soapbbox

It’s all puppies forever in New York, you guys are so lucky 😭

#mcr

dundeey

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kuntsuragi

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

jacobtheloofah

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

vocabulary-altering-posts

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

owochimuwu

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

owochimuwu

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

transgenderization

linuxbian

DESPERATELY trying to find the source of this image. where do you come from. i need to find you. you're like my dead wife

valtsv

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

valtsv

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

egberts

drink lob today!

dozydawn

two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

#animals #rodents #fuzzy boys

feralratbitesu

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

depsidase

broken-horn-of-equius

ri5k

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

catcrumb

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

javascript-official

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...