Sei Bereit, Sternkind

recovering blood addict

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[northerlyfilms]

This took forever and now my fingers hurt

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[fufferrrrrrr]

the red boots

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[thestuffedalligator]

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

[thestuffedalligator]

I mean the line that I think of first is “A kid dies in this movie.”

Which I suspect to horror fans is shorthand for “The director of this movie subverts horror tropes (wherein kids are usually immune to the monster/slasher/source of terror) to make something that is deliberately shocking. Seeing a child character die in this story is not a happy thing or a good thing, but for a horror story emphasizes that nobody is immune to the source of the terror, which makes the horror more serious and scarier.”

And to everybody else just sounds like “Oh this movie’s great! A kid dies in it!”

[archivalcamel]

[tuna-tunafish]

He truly was the contestant ever

[wizardscar]

pupa

[ee123sblog]

TDV😈

[dogpuppy]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[puppiegracie]

okay why the fuck did he growl like that

[railmepapa]

The fact that Tillamook Fiddlefaddle has probably been making these expressions under the mask for years makes every Copia interaction 368861% funnier

[11johnn]

[julstw]

Finished the twins!! Now I have a full collection

[isolationstreet]

Lern von mir was es heißt zu lieben Lös die Fesseln der Moral Folge deinen verborgenen Trieben Denn liebst du dieses Leben Wird dein Leben Liebe sein und dich befrei'n