keshaJOYRIDE.mp3

Ben / 🔞

[afloweroutofstone]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[catboycrucifixion]

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[itsyaboinixo]

I just think guys should jerk off together more often. Even straight guys. It's good for your health to masturbate with your friends, both mentally and physically. It's science, I'm sure.

[wombcolonizer]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[therehearsal2022]

(to whatever celebrity im most attracted to right now) (pouring him another glass of wine) its actually not gay because im ftm so its literally fine man dont be such a baby...

[lobotomycase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[rockabillywife]

Help

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[when-you-fail]

[artthatremindsmeofhannibalnbc]

Kate MacDowell, Persephone, 2008  Hand built porcelain, cone 6 glaze

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it