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I honestly donât care how many times I reblog it
peepo makes me lose my fucking shit
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this show broke my brain and now itâs your turn
I honestly donât care how many times I reblog it
peepo makes me lose my fucking shit
Actually forget every other post about âprimalâ feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence
That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking âoh fuck this isnât how being chased is supposed to workâ rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years
Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep
To give it medication
Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?
this is me and you right now
its too late we have gone outside to play
Italian mobsters using discord to have a meeting and they have a bot that plays accordion music on repeat
ho ho holy shit itâs almost christmas
âWeâre fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.â
âMeap, heâs the most adorable thing in the world.â
âReally? Are you sure thereâs nothing, or no one thatâs more adorable?â
âNo, not a chance.â
PART 2
âOkay. I jury-rigged Ferbâs old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.â
âIt locks on to the cutest thing in the area,â
âso it should lead us right to Meap.â
âLetâs see if we can get a signal.â
âGot something!â
âOh, thatâs probably me. Sorry.â
âNo. Itâs three miles in that direction.â
Part 3
âIsabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?â
âSure!â
âI still havenât gotten myâ
ââyou wouldnât know cute if it bit your legs offââ
âaccomplishment badge.â
âCool!â
âLetâs go!â
Part 4
âHmm, Iâm having trouble picking up his cute signal.â
âPhineas, since you obviously wonât figure this out on your own,â
âI think Iâm the one causing the cute interference.â
âDonât be silly Isabella.â
âI took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.â
âSee, look what happens when I change it back to normal.â
Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:
Part 5 (from a different episode)
âSo, do I know romance or what?â
âwhat.â
âI said, do I know romance or-â
âI heard you.â
Part 6 (this time with Candace)
âSo thatâs Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?â
âThatâs right.â
âAnd that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.â
âDid you hear that? Aunt Isabella!â
âThat means Iâm gonna marry Phineas!â
âOr Ferb.â
*clicks tongue*
We didnât deserve this show
LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!
we are in 2020Â
The way the quality just abruptly downgrades with an unreadable yet absurd expression on their face really sells this
Led through the mist, By the milk-light of moon, All that was lost, is revealed. Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, But where have we come, and where shall we end? If dreams canât come true, then why not pretend? How the gentle wind, Beckons through the leaves, As autumn colors fall.
OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014) Â
portable TVs with personalities
They tried it
Donât think that my boy Andy doesnât know that neither
Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.
Iâm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. Thereâs no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Donât ask me, ask them Americans. Iâm an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you donât mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since weâre eating the dough raw, thatâs not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait youâre telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the âsale sale/sasa leleâ version. ă»ăŒă«ăă»ăŒă«ă But then itâs a meme so it has to be misspelled? đ€·ââïž
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Trumpâs unidentified secret police force was not prepared to meet this guy.
He said in an interview that he shouldnât have been surprised that they would have no respect for vets when they are gassing moms
Honorary Antifa Supersolider
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and thatâs valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
Their names, ranks and kills in case people went to know;
First row â Guard Staff Sergeant, VN Stepanova: 20 kills, Guard Sgt JP Belousova: 80 kills, Guard Sgt AE Vinogradova: 83 kills.
Second row â Guard Lieutenant EK Zhibovskaya: 24 kills, Guard Sgt KF Marinkin: 79 kills, Guard Sgt OS Marenkina: 70 kills.
Third row â Guard Lieutenant NP Belobrova: 70 kills, Lieutenant N. Lobkovsky: 89 kills, Guard Lieutenant VI Artamonova: 89 kills, Guard Staff Sergeant MG Zubchenko: 83 kills.
Forth row â Guard Sergeant, NP Obukhova: 64 kills, Guard Sergeant, AR Belyakova 24 kills.
Total number of confirmed kills: 775. Photo taken in Germany, May 4, 1945.
And this hasnât been made into a movie or mini series?
The cool thing is, thereâs still one person missing: Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
She was one of the deadliest snipers of World War II, and is regarded as one of the deadliest snipers of all time. Over the course of one year (June 1941-June 1942) she racked up a count of 309 kills, 36 of which were enemy snipers. Her prescence in the picture alone would have brought the total number of kills from 755 to 1064.
Goddamn.
Icons.
Every one of them.