A Warm Embrace

Vanessa. Actress. Fueled by Adele. Christian. January baby. Det. Dominick Sonny Carisi Jr. and ADA Rafael Barba T R A S H. H Styles' wife; friend of N Horan. Hufflepuff~ Remember Cedric Diggory.

[justcatposts]

Hats made from their own fur

[ukulelekatie]

Uptown cats

They’re wearing furry little pointy hats

[creepylurker]

wizards

[rae-redacted]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

HOCUS. POCUS. REMAKE. 

[glizzygaymer]

[memehumor]

[sansasurvived]

[willemscream]

Goddamnit Grandma

[whitepeopletwitter]

Checkmate grandkids

[diozamram-deactivated20220913]

Y’ALL THIS IS NOT A DRILL google did a feature for selena & it’s fucking amazing 😭😍 like BITCH they even gave the mic her iconic red lipstick stain lmao but anyway! this gorgeous video needs more views!!! & while ur at it, go give views to this photo gallery full of facts abt her that they also put together 💖

[linda-belcher]

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[icetsvu]

[ineffable-opulence]

Dior F/W 2007

[scarlettohairdye]

What true love looks like.

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

[eyecalypso]

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

[eyecalypso]

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

[thothoes]

C A N O N

[grandmvster]

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

[sebsticles]

Big mood

[arachnaboy-deactivated20240429]

Shuri: I’m a lesbian

Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American

[plussizeappreciationfics]

Shuri: So I’m sitting there

Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties

[randomslasher]

Shuri: And they were roommates–

Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates. 

[gauzemer]

Peter: Road work ahead??

Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does

[thothoes]

steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE

[runaway-horses]

Shuri and Peter: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub,

Steve, climbing into Bucky’s lap: five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

[ramenyul]

[hypohippo]

I fixed it

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

This is the best fix I’ve seen

[mysharona1987]

[vanessa-0188]

BUT HOMER IS KIND THO!!!!!!

[veryfunnymemes]

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

So, just a thought.

As an adult, it’s interesting to see what ASOUE characters (adult) people find attractive. (Let’s just get it out of the way that this isn’t about the kids and teenagers that have crushes on Violet, Klaus, and/or the Quagmire Triplets. Because I’ve been there and I get it.)

I mean, despite everything about the character, I can understand how some people can find Olaf attractive. Because, ya know, the Evil is Sexy trope as well as him being played by Neil Patrick Harris, who is an attractive man. And, admittedly, I’ve seen some of you people draw Olaf in a way that doesn’t make him look like a scraggly trash demon meant to haunt us all with his filthy appearance and instead make him low-key hot in a way that makes me question my taste because THAT’S COUNT OLAF

But Count Doesn’t-Brush-His-Teeth-And-Still-Gets-Hot-Women wasn’t the point of this post.

What really takes me off-guard is the Absolute Thirst™  garnered for Lemony. 

Not that Patrick Warburton isn’t attractive, mind you. Just, as a kid, if you told me Lemony would have fangirls/fanboys that want to *ahem* make him forget about Beatrice for a while, I would have been real confused.

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

I would just like to say that I wrote this before The Great Twink/Twunk Debate

And now that I’ve seen those shirtless Warburton pics, I take it back.

I’ve joined your ranks of Thirsty of Lemony Snicket

Pour me some fuckin LEMONADE 

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

YES!

The legacy of the Twink/Twunk Schism is in action, I feel so proud.

You’re lucky I’m not the sort of person who immediately responds to this post with some caps of Paddy Warbucks naked, because even I won’t put big, swinging dicks on my blog at eight in the morning. I will, however, show you a cap from Seinfeld.

You’re welcome.

[lilnasxvevo]

theory: “mamma mia!” (2008) and “kingsman: the secret service” (2014) take place in the same universe

my evidence? 

colin firth.

in “mamma mia!”, which is arguably set in the 90s, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is not known

who demonstrates an affinity for aliases (”harry headbanger”)

who lives in london

who works as a banker which sounds fake

isn’t “spontaneous”

is gay

in “kingsman: the secret service,” where the main story is arguably set in 2014, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is now revealed to be hart

who demonstrates a penchant for aliases (”galahad”)

who lives in london

who is actually a secret agent…which he has to lie about and tell people he’s some boring job like a banker

can’t afford to be spontaneous bc he’s a secret agent and if he doesn’t plan things out he will probably die

tells a random woman that he’s gay (among other things) (he’s implied to be lying but literally nothing in the film indicates that anything in the line where he says that is not true)

CONCLUSION: Harry from “Mamma Mia!” and Harry from “Kingsman: The Secret Service” are the same person. The opening scene (before it jumps to “17 years later”) of Kingsman takes place, at most, a few years apart from the events of “Mamma Mia!” Also, Harry Hart is gay. Thank you for your time. 

[haunted-hideaway]

If that’s true, why wasn’t Kingsman a musical? Everyone sings in the Mama Mia world? 

[laughingacademy]

Kingsman fights = wordless dance sequences.