Immortan_Jub

Jordan|24|PSN Immortan_Jub

[minionresearch]

[taterkasserole]

[taterkasserole]

[taterkasserole]

[taterkasserole]

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[missanthropicprinciple]

Maximum levels of petty.

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[vlli-moved-blog]

[bapouro]

theres a certain feeling i get every time this photoset appears and i cant really describe it

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[kinuko]

[candiikismet]

Go off 🤣🤣

[tibets]

[congratssunflowershop]

Goblins are here !! !

They love collecting, shiny things, and wearing pants 🐛

CongratsSunflower shop 🌷

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

What

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

This is by far the greatest interaction not only on this website but on the internet and maybe within the entire realm of human and animal sociality

[stimman4000]

this video was made by the devil