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hardest mystery case you’ll ever find
from @phaltu ‘s blue hawaii
08.27.18
He reaches out like he’s going to lay his hand on Keith’s shoulder and uses Keith’s unwitting familiarity as a boon and goes for something else, cupping Keith’s cheek with his hand instead, right over the scar, skin against skin.
Keith’s eyes stay downcast and dark. “You don’t mean that.”
From @arahir here.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeremy Knox/Jean Moreau, Jeremy Knox & Jean Moreau Characters: Jeremy Knox, Jean Moreau, Kevin Day, Renee Walker (All For The Game), Alvarez (All For The Game), Laila Dermott Additional Tags: Past Abuse, Past Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Angst, Fluff, First Kiss Summary:
Jeremy talks to Jean like his entire existence isn’t a neatly wrapped tragedy.
Or: Jean adjusting to his new life after Evermore with Jeremy’s help.
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
(alt: it’s a screencap that says i have made 1,999 posts and have 50,005 followers)
hello! this is my 2,000th post on this blog and i thought i’d make it a giveaway post to thank y’all for 50,000 followers ^_^ i know most of those accounts are probably inactive or bots (or inactive bots) but it’s still nice to think about how many people, over the years, liked my silly drawings enough to hit follow!
unfortunately it’s not a good month for me time- or energy-wise so it’s just going to be a very little one, i hope you guys enjoy it regardless 💛
prizes:
5x $50 voucher for my webstore. this will come in the form of a code to enter during checkout, and can be used indefinitely; however, it unfortunately will not cover shipping v_v
5x pieces of free art! it can be a silly icon or a lineart with spot blacks
when i contact the winners i will ask which prize they want and kind of go down the list until i “run out” of one of the prize types!
the giveaway will run from 10/jan/2019 to 25/jan/2019, reblog + like for two entries! for this one, you gotta be following me to win, sorry. blease also have ur ask or dms accessible so i can harass you about it
and as always, thanks so much for all your support over the years!! every day i think about how lucky i am to have people enjoy my work like this, and stick with me through all my stupid anime hyperfixations and abandoned comics and long hiatuses and general tomfoolery… thank you… i will keep working hard v_v
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Reblog for today!
A very quick sheith doodle from our private galra au I drew for my good friend on twitter (T4KESH1) <3<3 By now I am way more active on twitter and instagram , feel free to join me over there :)
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we’re ▔▏┗┛▕▔ all ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Shiro fuckers ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
You know me better than I know myself, anon
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
I wanna know who did this research.
well, i did!
Some ideas for bad things that are white/light:
lightning, very hot fire
snow storms, ice, frost on crops
some types of fungus/mold
corpses, ghosts, bones, a diseased person
clothing, skin tone, hair, etc. of a bad person
fur, teeth, eyes of an attacking animal/monster
bleached out deserts, dead trees, lifeless places
poison
Some ideas for good things that are black/dark:
rich earth/soil
chocolate, truffles, wine, cooked meat
friendly animals/pets/creatures
a character’s favorite vehicle, technology, coat, etc.
a pleasant night
hair, skin tone, clothing, etc. of a good person
undisturbed water of a lake
the case/container of something important
valued wood, furniture, art
velvet
Think to burn, to infect, to bleach vs. to enrich, to protect, to be of substance.
*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*
the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural
“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”
“The light can blind as easily as the dark conceals. The dark can protect as easily as the light guides. Neither are pure good nor evil, pure chaos nor order. The light and dark just are.”
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
reblog to save a writer
Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
What are the latest and greatest fics you’ve read?! I feel like I’ve gone through all of the older ones. Thanks!
Cas:
Sweater Vests & Cigarettes - marmorashadows (oncharredwings)
38k. (Explicit) Contains: mentions of suicide/abuse, nsfw content.
Takashi Shirogane is a sensible man who drives a sensible car and has a sensible job – that is, until he meets Keith Kogane.
The AU where Shiro is a professor and he thinks Keith is a student. But he isn’t.
Where The Light Doesn’t Reach - rosegardenlake
228k. (Explicit) Contains: violence, nsfw content.
Football Captain Takashi Shirogane always looked like he had a charmed life. A full ride scholarship to a top university, worshipping fans wherever he turned, never wanting for a single thing. Keith’s never needed to have anything to do with him. Keith has his own problems, his own friends, his art. They’re from two different worlds.
But one day, Shiro doesn’t come home. One day, there’s blood all over the streets but no body. And it’s Keith, and only Keith, who can see Shiro, shirt splattered with blood, panicking through a hallway of people who ignore and pass right through him.
It’s only Keith who can see his ghost. And it’s only Keith who can help him find who did it.
Gull:
Every Breath You Take - arahir @arahir
ongoing, 3/5 chapters, 19k. (Explicit) Contains: nsfw content.
Keith takes a swim, gains a secret admirer, and finds something to live for.
There’s a cut on his bottom lip, a row of tiny lacerations that smart when he pulls at them to get a better look.
He doesn’t notice the bruise on his upper arm until the next day. He catches the edge of it at the corner of his eye when he’s pulling on a fresh shirt: blue lines, like stripes, but when he turns and twists to see how they ring his arm, he realizes what they look like.
The lines are like fingers. It’s a handprint.
Metamorphoses - Al_D_Baran
41k. (Explicit) Contains: a/b/o dynamics, nsfw content.
After a witch curses Shiro to become a wolf, he and Keith try to find a way to give him back his original appearance.
Cym:
Birds And The Bees - Shiropropaganda @shiropropaganda
1k. (Teen)
AU where Keith is home from college for the first time in two years, Shiro is a neighbor who moved home to recover from an accident, and Krolia gets straight to the point.
Alternatively: Krolia totally ruins the mood.
Altea Unsolved - tootsonnewts @tootsonnewts
4k. (General)
“This week on Altea Unsolved, we investigate the Blade of Marmora, a secretive group on the outskirts of Balmera, Indiana,” Shiro begins. “The organization has long been rumored to be all sorts of things over the years - assassins, mercenaries, a branch of the illuminati-”
Keith sighs from beside Shiro.
“-and my personal favorite, alien soldiers from another universe.”
Keith sighs again, heavier this time.
“I hear that sigh, Keith, but I’m gonna go ahead and ignore it.”
“You always do,” Keith answers with a smirk.
“One day, you’ll see!” Shiro laughs. “My theories could absolutely be true!”
“You believe the illuminati is real.”
“You know I’ve seen a lizard person, Keith.”
“That was a coyote! I was there!”
keith and shiro are the hosts of a popular internet mystery investigation show. their latest assignment uncovers a little more than keith was prepared to find.
or, a buzzfeed unsolved au
Akira:
ikebana -sylvermyth @sylvermyth
6k. (Teen)
Time didn’t mean much when decades could pass in the blink of an eye. But when Keith finds an injured human at the foot of his shrine like an offering, days become precious. Shiro fills the spaces in his quiet existence until Keith can’t help but dread the day that he will inevitably leave.
Make Me Howl, Make You Sweat -Saasan @decidedlysarah
28k. (Explicit) Contains: nsfw content, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
It’s been decades since a priest of any kind entered his woods and, as a werewolf guardian of the god of the forest, it’s Shiro’s duty to investigate when a red-cloaked witch bearing holy artifacts comes to call on the night of the full moon. Little does the wolf know, but this witch has brought a collar…
Or, an evening of fun is had by all and Keith discovers his inner furry.
Monx:
I Dream Of Cassie - Kairi_of_Knives @kairiofknives
11k. (Teen)
During his time in the Quantum Abyss, Keith found his future visions to be less clear than the past. Hazy, or heavily fragmented at best. There was one, though, coming only a night before they arrived at the end of the Abyss, that he still thought of long after the resulting struggle with Lotor. A young girl, vividly terrified of thunderstorms, who loved drawing and the color purple, came to him so clearly that he almost swore it had to be a memory.
At the war’s end, the paladin who had always feared he would never have a family to call his own carves a loving, comfortable home for himself alongside his life partner and best friend, Shiro, a cosmic wolf, and the girl of his dreams.
Save Me! - Kalira
1k. (Teen)
Keith’s pretty unflappable, but he’s still a little taken aback when Handsome Neighbour suddenly dives out of his apartment and- “Save me!”
Okay, Keith’s handled weirder things.
Catherine:
laws of the beast - tagteamme @phaltu
ongoing, 3/10 chapters, 19k. (Explicit) Contains: non-graphic violence, future nsfw content
Under the scorching desert sun, Shiro picks up a hitchhiker who ends up saving his life— and claims to know him.
till my heart glows - aubadezayn
10k. (Explicit) Contains: nsfw content
when keith’s best friend lance and his wife pass away in an accident and leave their young daughter marianna without a family or a home, keith adopts her and raises her as best as he can. maintaining his career as a sex worker and trying to manage a young child when he’d never wanted to be a parent is hard, but he’s managing. when marianna starts kindergarten and they meet her handsome teacher, takashi shirogane, things get a bit more complicated.
Sol:
I Don’t Wanna be Another - ishre_yann @hikku
6k. (Explicit) contains: nsfw content
Keith says I love you, and Shiro’s existence shifts away from Haggar’s orders. Keiths says I love you, and Shiro is his once more. Meaner and rougher at his edges.
moonchild - sheithkeef @sheith-keef
ongoing, 2/5 chapters, 35k. (Mature) contains: implied nsfw content, major character injury, mild underage drinking
HOLIDAYS AREN’T KEITH’S FORTE. He won’t even try to pretend they are, frankly. Holidays involved families, and bonding, and love that Keith just didn’t have the opportunity to experience. Though it would bother someone else, for Keith it’s an unavoidable fact that he learned to live with long before he went to college. It’s alright anyway, there’s more for him to enjoy than the holiday season. There’s still snow, that fell pure and white from the clouds on a good day. Even though the aftermath is usually never favorable, Keith always makes sure to stop and enjoy the snow while it’s white; blinding and beautiful as it falls onto everything in sight. The silver lining of winter, he likes to presume it as. Winter, as beautiful as its exterior has always been, Keith still feels cold. The silver lining can only last for so long. But this year, he has Shiro.
Shiro, who sparked an inferno so bright, he just might be able to make it through the winter without freezing to death.
Alex:
Spun Like Sugar - Neyasochi @neyasochi
43k. (Explicit) Contains: nsfw content
Though Shiro is currently operating his fledgling bakery business out of a decrepit food truck he got for cheap in a repossession sale, he dreams of something more: a cozy bakery and cafe on a tree-lined street somewhere, filled with the smell of fresh coffee and sugar glaze instead of diesel. A little money could go a long way to helping him get off the ground– and luckily, Keith has money to burn.
Or: Keith takes care of Shiro’s financial woes, in exchange for a little sugar.
married at first sight - kittymills @flashedarrow
ongoing, 52/? chapters, 231k. (Explicit) Contains: nsfw content - Background Ships: Hunk/Pidge, Allura/Lance, Antok/Kolivan/Thace
“Strangers putting their lives in the hands of science… with a little help from their friends.”
Lance thinks Keith needs some romance in his life– but he knows Keith won’t go looking for it on his own so he signs Keith up for a unique experiment designed to determine if science can predict true love.
The Holt siblings think Shiro works too hard and under that very capable façade lies a soft heart that just needs a bit of love. They’re skeptical of the experiment’s professed success rate but they encourage Shiro to apply – it’s all in the name of science after all.
slow down (i just wanna get to know you) - tagteamme @phaltu
21k. (Teen and Up Audiences) Contains: nsfw content
There’s no one else as mean as Takashi Shirogane on the competitive circuit.There’s also no one else as hot as Takashi Shirogane on the competitive circuit.
Guys check it out!!! My kitsune fic got recced! I’m so flattered to be on a list with so many other talented writers! Be sure to check out the other fics on this list, I haven’t read them all yet, but I definitely second the recs for the fics by @tootsonnewts @phaltu @arahir and @flashedarrow (also they run great blogs to boot, so you can’t go wrong)
I’m still beaming over the news