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busterposeys

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

tyleroakley

fanboyingoverdemigods

whAT THE FUCK

nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20

I’m too tired for this

nethilia

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

sogayitwrites

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

monticellomarshmallow

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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vanitythegoddess

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you’re damn right they have (x)

follow @the-movemnt

divya-adu

HE KNOWS

88smrfresh

he aint with the shit

taylorzrealm

BOOM

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namaste-nia

You have two homes: earth + your body. Take care of them.

alwaysbewoke

nicejewishguy

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

starcades

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

venatus

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

punlich

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

one-eyed-pom

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

lethalneuroses

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

waffle-sorter

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

leeshajoy

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

animatedamerican

You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

hhertzof

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

rareandradiant-maiden

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

jewishdragon

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.

osheamobile

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

jeremywhitley

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

strontiumlullaby

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

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geminicurated

i thought i was gonna be ok today but holy fuck i want to rip myself apart

wnq-anonymous

In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will use you, some will love you, and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why it’s worth it.

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