Masterjacking my penids since 2014

hi

[buddwyer]

i'm a sick bitch and i like freak sex if you wanna test the limits of my gag reflex. you wanna put in work you gotta go berserk. you gotta make it hurt if you wanna make it squirt, uh

[pinniposting]

[dogpuppy]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[dogpuppy]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[modogoblin]

[dogpuppy]

[micromontage]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You guys like the pesh mode

[cheddar-baby]

Hi. im asking you this in desperation because i think you reblogged it a couple times in the past and maybe you like this video enough to have it somewhere or maybe i totally hallucinated it but no one else i asked has ever seen it or knows of it or knows anything of the universe at all.

There is a video of a man rapping somewhat poorly in a high pitched voice in a very foggy (or probably smoke filled) room and I think hes rapping about mommas and commas and he's like rapping over beautiful dreamy classical music.

I've never heard of this in my life or at least ive totally forgotten it. Maybe someone who follows me knows about the mommas

[ashfyre-dev]

op is this the comma mama

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[targetedknowledge]

[milkyenthusiast]

when you fuck every part of her body simultaneously #alljob #everythingfucking

[ohnoproblems]

i call this joke "chuuni margarine". thank you

[cubecubed]

pick a card. any card.

[card shuffling noises]

that's right. it's the five of eggs.