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in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

galactic-rhea

One day Disney is gonna make a a movie about Palpatine and he's gonna be played by Jacob Elordi and we're gonna have to endure edits of him with Lana del Rey songs

charl0ttan

my favorite star wars image

the-official-ceo

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

fangsandthangs

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

amarcia

Absolutely love the idea that once you befriend a Jedi you basically befriend their whole Order by extension because 'friend's friend is also a friend' and one day you start picking up holo calls from another jedi knight who claims to be a friend of your friend and heard that you're super good at coding and suddenly you have become the Jedi Order's no #1 contact for undetected disabling of hostile droid towers or whatever

mythosaursarecool

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everybody (:

Have da baby

the-official-ceo

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

akaanmo

i think i just witnessed a miracle

wakingupthetrees

lotr au where everything is the same except they have phones so for half of the journey legolas is getting spam calls from thranduil asking where tf he is

ahsoka-in-a-hood

The moral of star wars is that if some fuckboy starts spouting some fascist politics, don't assume he's joking

ghost-kings-court-jester

Forgot for a second that Sokka is truly the character of all time because he truly just did all that with no powers, no money and no responsible adults around. Like he organised a schedule that made it possible for the avatar to learn everything in a year, freed nations, learnt a dozen different types of weapons and art forms planned multiple prison breaks, revolutions and actual invasions with nothing but a flying bison, the worlds most powerful children and a boomerang. Coffee was invented for him and for him alone.

reallyreallyreallytrying

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

darinaethelaianprophet

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

kendoola

sentrysvoid

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope dir. George Lucas | 1977

furiosophie

okay a couple ppl in the reblogs pointed out that in the last gif luke is questioning if ben ever used this on him and I think that’s a great way to go but i’m proposing what if instead this is the moment luke realizes that all the times he somehow miraculously talked himself out of getting beaten up by whatever tatooine thug had it out for him that week had nothing to do with his natural charms and much more to do with the fact that he can apparently control minds