Certified dumbass

Hobby Artist (Idk i draw stuff, looks good sometimes) Sucker for Rockstar games and LotR I do request :]

[itsonly1983]

RDR2 Character References -> Bill Williamson

-> Clothing:

-> Gunbelt / Holster:

-> Boots / Spurs

-> Hat:

Other RDR2 Characters References: Abigail / Arthur / Bill / Charles / Dutch / Hosea / Jack / Javier / John / J. Trelawny / Karen / Kieran / Lenny / L. Strauss / Mary-Beth / Micah / Molly / Rev. Swanson / Sadie / Sean / S. Pearson / Susan / Tilly / Uncle

[skrunglebeasts]

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

[commodityproduction]

I was scrolling too fast and thought I saw someone with a Non-binary Homelander profile picture. I was very fascinated by this until I scrolled back up and was disappointed to discover I had been mistaken

[commodityproduction]

Just imagine how I felt

[varoneatseyes]

[bacanaliaenlabasilica]

bad news is that i lost my franco fuggler. Good news is that i made another one, and now you can make one too!!!

Let this chud in your house for FREE!!!!

Pattern, Materials and Instructions below read more !

Franquito

little chud pattern

Materials:

White and black thread and needle

Light grey marker (forgot to add to the image sorry!!!)

Liquid silicone glue or hot glue

Little bit of paint of ANY kind. white and black. i used kids craft paint

Stuffing of any kind. i gutted a dollar store plush!

Blue button for his eye

Clay or cold porcelain for his other eye

Felt in the colors:

White

Black

Red

Pink

Yellow

Tan (skintone)

Purple

Baby Blue

Brown

Optionally, a shoelace or ribbon of some kind if you want him to be hangable

Disclaimer! you really really dont need much felt for this project, print the pattern first and buy accordingly!

Instructions:

Cut out all the pieces, use the placement guide to make sure you got everything! it should look vaguely like this. Use the grey marker to draw the pinstripes on his suit

2. Start gluing layers. pretty much 90% of him is glued! easy as hell, you dont need to sew anything yet

liquid silicone is very strong on felt, and very fast drying so be careful with this step (i messed up and put his scar upside down on his front!!! dont be like me!!!)

3. Make and attach his mouth.

To make his mouth, take a square of red felt a little wider than his mouth hole, fold it in half and sew it by the sides. if you feel its too deep before sewing, cut it!!! make it as deep or as shallow as you deem appropriate

once you have the pocket made, carefully put glue on the opening, and glue it to his mouth hole

4. Eyes!!!!

To make his right eye, mix a bit of black paint into your clay (i used cold porcelain) and form it into a bit of a squished circle, when its dry, glue it down. Doesnt need to be perfect, but dont make it too flat.

Then cut a slit in a pink felt circle and stretch it over the clay, snip the edges of the pink until you feel it looks nicely rounded, and glue it over the clay

For his left eye, i like gluing down the sides of the button so it doesnt move, and then just simple stitch it into the felt.

You should be left with something like this so far

5. Sew!!!!

Start by blanket stitching the two halves of his body together, but stop before the head, you wanna stuff his body at this step!

After you get his body done, start stitching both sides of his head, but stop a little bit after his tufts so he can be stuffed.

This is also the point where you would grab a piece of shoelace or ribbon, make a loop with it, and glue it to his head if you want him to be hangable, otherwise you can just skip it. then you can just stuff him and close him up!

6. Bandolier

Every franco is personalized, so i opted to not put this piece in the pattern and explain it instead.

Just cut a long thin strip of brown felt and pose it how you want it to sit on your franco, the just cut the excess and glue the two pieces together

7. Mouthhh

Mix a little bit of white paint with you clay and shape it into teeth, again, they dont need to be perfect, were making franco!!! wait until they dry and glue them to his mouth with his tongue

8. YOURE DONE!!!!!

have your own franco to do whatever the fuck you want with

Please dont repost/use without credit and all that jazz, and feel free to tag me if anyone tries to make him, im so curious!!! lol

[slasher-valentine]

Some more Artfight attacks for @varoneatseyes, ocyanick and Maria_bats on Artfight!

[varoneatseyes]

hai I know you already got a v/h/s request,,, butttttt would it be possible if you could doodle hayley from the empty wake segment also 🥹🙏

a. Totally didn't only notice this ask when i was already on vacation.

Probably gonna manage something better once im back with my art supplies.

[sidebloggable]

Outfit + palette meme! Pick a character, a theme, and a palette, and draw them an outfit!

[varoneatseyes]

Fallout 4 is so fun. I haven't even known my son for five minutes and i already fucking hate the guy.

[official-german-puns]

Der Boden ist Lava. Das Bett ist Lava. Die Luft ist Lava.

Alles ist Lava.

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[lunes-interlude]

Black transmasc need to start making rap music because as far as I know there is no black trans men or transmac rapperrrrrrssssss

[nightfeverfever]

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[varoneatseyes]

👀

[hermes-devotee-holy-moly]

Tag game:

a fact most people don't know about you

random fact (about anything you want)

favorite book

favorite movie

favorite TV show

favorite character

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

Feel free to tag whoever, this isn't strictly for your mutuals but for anyone. Strangers, people you follow, your followers. If you want me to answer any of these I guess you can just tell me.

[hermes-reblogs]

yes please answer them!!!

I could read before I could talk

Armadillos are bulletproof

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Project Hail Mary and TADC: The Last Act

TADC

CAINE CAINE CAINE CAINE CAINE

@cams-rambles, @cookiesfandoms, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @bardorsomethinglikethat, + open tags :)

[lifeserieswatcher]

1. I went to vision therapy Twice 2. The horned lizard is able to shoot blood from its eyes up to three feet away 3. Hard to pick, but I'll go with "Imogen, Obviously" (It made me realize I was Bi!) 4. Uh... a movie that isn't released yet, Heartstopper Forever 5. The Dragon Prince??? IDK 6. ARGH THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD CHARACTERS... Kaladin Stormblessed??? Or someone from MCYT

@aburntcookie @biacefeministdemigodwitch @leftoverpizza634 @the-wolffe-pack @evil-vam-pire @strawbxrrypies @night-feline @violetthediva @immortallysharky @luk3y-t00k-a-d00k7 @ferventlystrangesigil @rubystar999 @cunninglythevictoria @unbotheredtarantula @blazingvictorsymbol + open tags (:

[strawbxrrypies]

1: my younger and only brother is twelve years younger than me

2: sunburn is a type of radiation burn, not heat burn, because the sun uses it's rays to move objects which creates heat (I learnt this at first aid, don't come for me if it's incorrect)

3: six of crows by Leigh bardugo

4: I don't watch movies much to be honest. I wouldn't even know where to start with that

5: the rookie or if the life series count than that

6: esmp lizzie <3

@myphycopharmacologist, @multishipper33, @peskybirdonyx, @djyapyap33, @merthaevelynk, @cee-views, @whimsical-steel, @bluefire5817, @ranchersghost, @raynilikescats @hey-its-celeste @queerbookbitch @wrenthewrenbird @immortallysharky @aburntcookie @allhailgoldenchicken @aries0nmars @deltenner @sunshine-snake @rzkx, @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413, @toadfree @sparkleblast73 @somestrangestone

[allhailgoldenchicken]

1: l once cracked my head open on a bench.

2: woodlouse aren't insects there actually crustaceans.

3: the hunger games

4: the hunger games (the books are better but l don't watch many movies)

5: l can't decide its be between quite a lot lol. It's between, the lifeseries, vampires smp, Empires smp, she ra and the princesses of power and jurassic world camp cretaceous.

6: Empires scott, vampires owen and catra.

@aburntcookie @merthaevelynk @moonlitwonderland18 @caramelised-vampling @87sneksinacardigain

[caramelised-vampling]

I was born in and lived the first 4 years of my life in the US (and I've lived nearly 10 houses I think)

2. Baby swans are called Cygnets

3. The Hunger games and Loveless

4. Dune parts 1 & 2, and Project Hail Mary

5. Arcane, Vsmp, Esmp

6. Vi, V!Scott, Bf!Nom, Tf!Legs, Katniss, lots more that brain does brain

Tagging most of the moots: @shemightbefantastic @cityofangeisislying @catalystofcalamity @ineedhalp @pipsev @lavender-bonbon @lady-mordem @bykerbitch16 @peachesyt @friendshapedbeing @thislentillikesreading1 @handstotheskye @knightsofnicola @wonderinqrache if I missed anyone, open tags <3

[thislentillikesreading1]

1. I’m a dual citizen (🇦🇺🇬🇧)

2. A trade paperback dimensions are usually 148 mm × 210 mm

3.FUCK I CANT PICK ONE: The book of White, The Gilded Cage, Lady Midnight, The Raven scholar (I have far too many more)

4. I don’t really watch movies so the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

5. Arcane and Hazbin Hotel

6. Life Series Grian Gem and Pearl, Vampires Shelby Drift and Cleo, Emma from TDA, Anna from TLH loads more I can’t think of right now

@temerity14 @qpelectsxts @rosegoldorigins @friendshapedbeing @venusplantt Or just anyone that wants to I don’t have a lot of mutual

[friendshapedbeing]

thank you @thislentillikesreading1, @cityofangeisislying, and @caramelised-vampling for the tags :)

i used to play trumpet from age 10-14 (and was first chair in my band)

the reason animals’ eyes shine in the dark is because they have a membrane called the tapetum lucidum that reflects the light

the song of achilles, the phantom tollbooth

project hail mary

vampires smp (that counts, right???), arcane

louis and owen from vsmp, my oc sam

tagging: @not-a-gay-fangodess, @cosmic-vulture-culture, @weirdo-with-a-potato, @spid-the-spider, @temerity14, @libby-bunny-offical, @raynilikescats, @theosunflowers, @your-local-anomaly, @the-indie-aro, @sorensongbird, @forkcollectingdyke, @notanartificialintelligence, @lovelyyrot

[lovelyyrot]

I speak 4 languages (though idk if french counts since I suck at it)

Between 1700 and 1725 there was an actual "vampire epidemic" in eastern europe where people believed that their loved ones were coming back from the dead

warrior cats

Tadc the last act

breaking bad

v!Owen, Hollyleaf, Gamzee Makara

tagging: @nobodythatexists @evil-mop-eating-sponge @oliveoffline @rainydaydecaf @clownjuiceart

[evil-mop-eating-sponge]

I own a harp (haven't played it in a long time....)

There are blue bananas that taste a bit like vanilla ice cream

Most Ardently, Five Kingdoms, Fable haven, Order of the Seven

Either howl's moving castle of the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice (yes it's in three parts but I treat it as one movie)

Vampires smp. or outsiders smp... Life series.....

Vampires Owen, legs, abolish, Scott. Outsiders Owen and Apo. Esmp 1&2 Scott, Jimmy, lizzie

@neonwizardheehee, @sea-sea06, @pleiadesphoebe, @ironloki3, anyone else I was too shy to tag other mutual I have/friends T-T

[ironloki3]

Hell yeah, Tag Game! Thank you for the tag!

Despite not wearing any for the past ~6 years, I technically need glasses (that's also around the time I started cutting my hair myself).

Egyptian Geese are invasive to european countries. Of course they were only introduced here because colonizers thought they'd look pretty but due to their aggressive behavior towards other birds they hurt the local wildlife population.

The Magnus Chase books by Rick Riordan and the Six of Crows books by Leigh Bardugo.

Project Hail Mary, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and Nimona.

Arcane, Witch Hat Atelier and The Clone Wars (and Hermitcraft if we count Minecraft series).

Oh boy, too many: Hevy, Fives, Echo, Wrecker, Darth Maul, Savage Opress (Star Wars), Ganondorf (Zelda), Lysandre/L (Pokémon), Mumbo and Grian (Hermitcraft, not sure if they even count as "characters" but I'm putting them here anyway) + more

I might have gotten a little carried away there.

Anyway, no pressure tags: @kay1mi @junk-whunk-punk @thebreadtree @something-something-sonnschein @dadokid @lilyperdita @zukks-dummy-mansion and anyone else who wants to join in :3

[kay1mi]

damn brother alright ill play your game ✋😌

played piano for 7 years.

some woods like black locust can glow under black light

451 degrees fahrenheit, The hobbit, Saturnin

Rango, Lotr return of the king, Return of the jedi (lmfao everyone is returning here),Matrix, Spirit... buuut I dont have one particular fav.

Arcane, clone wars, Andor, Love death robots, walking dead, the boys, B99

I cant chose just one for these things man!!!! idk.. Talion, Anakin Maul, Thrawn, Ahsoka, Thorin, Aragorn, Mollymauk, Percival Fredrickstein von Musel klossowki de Rolo III, Vexalia, Vi, Arthur Morgan, John Marston, Garrett Hawke... I CANT CHOSSE JUST ONE OKAY !!!

tagging everone who pops on sry if youve been tagged already @junk-whunk-punk @thebreadtree @space-unicorn-dot @pengtheplush @sinick @crqstalite @frauleiiin @allofthefreedoms @varoneatseyes @grandninjamasterren @yamikuruku

[varoneatseyes]

Yiy, tag games :]]]]

I learned how to sail for two years and took part in a boat race once.

The sour taste if ants is actually pretty tasty.

Mein Leben als Tod, Qualityland, Eragon

The backrooms, V/H/S/94

House MD, The Walking Dead, Phineas and Ferb

Bill Williamson, Ratbag the Coward, Howlett

(Ignore how there isn't a single thing where i have one favourite.)

@sunnyyfur, @thevoideternal, @wholesomebeanartist, @inquisitive-pseudointellectual, @shadowmekat, @outlawforlife (hope y'all don't mind the tag)

[varoneatseyes]

It looks so stupid T-T

Observe it

Ew

[varoneatseyes]

ive been waiting for so long to find someone who draws AND likes v/h/s. Can u ples ddraw more.IT would make me so happy im like a little bug and im jumping at you plesss

YOOUUUU FUCKING BET I WILL :DDD

(Once my motivation comes back. Until then, have this.)

I will be honest, i really didn't care for the police raid and experiment stuff. I was just here for the Terror section and Raatma and i haven't gotten my hands on any of the other movies.

Feel free to ask for any of the characters though :]]

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

If you are a trans woman who hates trans men, get out.

If you are a trans man who hates trans women, get out.

I won't tolerate any hatred towards any trans people here.

[thehollowmite]

If you a trans man and hate nonbinary people, get out.

If you are a trans woman and hate nonbinary people, get out.

If you are nonbinary and you hate binary trans people, get out.

If you hate trans people, get out.