Varyl

Mostly random reblog stuff. I have opinions, I am open to other opinions. It's largely the reason for my leaving anon asks on, so people can tell me when I'm in the wrong without the worry of being called out for it.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[oranberryblissey]

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

[littlebabysandboxburritos]

NOOOOOOOOO

[enbies-and-felonies]

I kept saying “why are you like this” more and more, and then it was just “no, nooo. nO, OH GOSH WHY”

[random-chaos-thoughts]

I went from “Gosh, that was a close one!” to feral anger very very quickly

[reagan-slayer69]

HAHA! EVIL

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hey!  This is the work of Joseph Hersercher, who makes Rube Goldberg Machines and it’s some of the funniest shit on the internet.  The above is from “Pass the Pepper” which is available on his Patreon (Srsly, subscribe, it’s incredible), but here is it’s earlier companion piece, Pass The Salt:

[mrsweasley]

“My sister, my heart, our Lux.”

This is the way ❤️

[wildragon]

A Qurupeco

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[4gifs]

Hula hoop spirograph cat

[unclefather]

[helloitsbees]

[pondnaravit]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[kasaron]

The first cat memes. 

[lemonsharks]

Someday we will find cat memes painted on the wall of a cave

[mooncustafer]

For the moment, we have pottery shards:

[lemonsharks]

And they are GREAT pottery shards

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[susanoomon]

Good night everyone

[someemochick]

[thecollectibles]

Knightober 2020 (part 2) by Rachel Eaton

[we-are-knight]

@weareladyknight

@heroineimages

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thelovelyblark-barg]

this isn’t exactly what I was looking for, google, but I appreciate it.

[mxnrique]

i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂

[autumngracy]

I thought this tweet was comedic hyperbole but honest to god it really does sound like his accent/speech pattern lmao

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[amygdalae]

while this post is abt a serious and life-ruining problem its also incredibly funny to see all the people in the notes calmly describing which responsibilities theyre currently forsaking. We really are not ok huh