Valerius Wolfenburg

Links to my art blogs in the pinned post :)

[vawobe]

Art blogs

Fanart - vawobefanart

Commissions - vawobecommissions

Faith of Blood [Comic] - faithofblood

Original Content - feistycreatures

[vawobe]

I’m so tired of everything atm. Even breathing. Just gimme a break, lungs!

[kakuhidaweek]

2026 Voting Period

Vote as many as you want; we will take the Top 16 for our event! Voting period is August 15 until August 21.

Prompt Voting for KakuHida Week 2026

Accepting votes August 15th ~ August 21th @ 10 PM CST; vote as many as you want (top SIXTEEN will be used)

Return to Masterpost here for all your questions and important dates!

[tiefling-parent]

Hidan and Kakuzu time!

[vawobe]

Amazing how this cleaning product has an advertisement made by AI. This way I can have even less trust in the product actually removing limescale from my bathroom :)

[hear-me-out-contest]

Finale (Round 8)

Hear me out...

Typewriter - machinery

Wikipedia - wiki

Voting ended onAug 15

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally)

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 8, Poll 1/1

THIS IS IT, FOLKS, THE FINALE!

[probablyapinecone]

okay i think i've been on the internet too much today. or too much for my whole life. aNYWAY VOTE WIKIPEDIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[vawobe]

Wikipedia isn’t a hear me out. Wikipedia is obviously hot.

[hidanstitties]

questioning what about naruto studios that make them love putting hidan in orange. did we decide a favorite color for him

it's so funny because Hidan is such a cool-toned girl. put on some navy blue, it'll do wonders for you

[chama-018]

i think i think its because his akatsuki ring is orange. in those arts of them all in suits, i think their suit colours correspond to their ring colour, kinda, thats my theory.

(sorry the diagram is in french 😔)

This picture roughly shows their ring colour and symbol, but online, it doesn’t look like anyone can really decide what colour any of them are. I believe Sasori/Tobi’s is purple while Pain’s is a purple-ish gray. Zetzu’s is a lighter green. So, if we look at their very snazzy suits…

It looks like their ties show it best, like itachi wearing a red tie because of his red ring, so in Hidan’s case because of his lack of tie, his suit is orange.

[hidanstitties]

Waitttt this is such a good catch. Now I’m wondering if there’s any significance to the color of their rings. Also I think it’s hilarious that because of Hidan’s violation of dress code they had to stick him in a traffic cone suit

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[vawobe]

Ngl I hate it when people say “I’m gonna be the parent I always wanted to have.” How about being the parent your child needs instead? How about trying your best to make your child happy and feel loved while simultaneously doing your fucking job as a parent and prepare them for their future live?

[bakapandy]

[sporddreki]

forgot i can post things on tumblr. this is up for debate

[kuzmich-isterich]

another part with some wips that will be in the zine about them

previous part

[kuzmich-isterich]

it's been really hard last few months, so brought some of wips of my sketch zine about them

[elhnrt]

kakuhida art dump sept-oct

part 1

[dandi915]

Ah yes the rage baiter and the rage baited

[vawobe]

I really need America to get fucked. In the negative way. Really hard and without any lube.

[alchemistdoctor]

I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit.

Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks!

Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you.

No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset.

It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast.

Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.

[canonsinthehead]

Zabuza & Juuzo Biwa Stock Update