Trying to flow

- Do you realize, that everyone you know, someday, will die -

[cornmagnate]

that changed my brain chemistry i think

[crunchybeards]

Back on their nonsense....

crops under cut:

[itiitbbbd]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Old-fashioned Chinese balconies by 旧粮时局

[astroadonis]

Let’s sail!

Act 2 was such a blast, thank you to the rtvs crew for putting on an awesome show despite some of them still feeling sick, they are true heroes for that ❤️‍🩹

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[the-uncanny-dag]

Sister post to The Vitamin

[bubbeeplease]

It's raining, it's pouring!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm generally not someone who's massively interested in litigating other people's kinks and icks. But I will say, many are just objectively funny in a way that isn't personal and if you can't really see the humor or irony in certain kink/ick you're spiritually dead. And let me tell you, I have been guffawing at "Mommy kink but dni if you're older than 30" for like three days now

[parkchanwoohoo]

Mommy kink, dni if older than 30 AND if you're into fauxcest/incest? I'm slapping my knee rn and howling like a wolf

[louisegluckpdf]

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

[louisegluckpdf]

in case you didnt fucking know

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[xray-vex]

[bogleech]

[hueberryjam]

Some Dexter art, some OC art. You know the drill.

Yes Radford and Dexter are friends because me and my sister’s OCs are friends, that is how it works. However, Dexter thoroughly terrifies Rad LMAO.

Blaire belongs to @mothsballsoup (my sister).

[eveotg]

Burn-in memory

[cxd9542gb]

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

[cxd9542gb]

[cxd9542gb]

It did itself that

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[eggsistential-breakdown]

poem is my cat is sad by Spencer Madsen

please click for higher quality!

caine nation how are we doing

[stjohnstarling]

Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?