the Vazkest Thret

im very thretinning

[vazkthret]

I can't get over the fact that the Moss Druid, the fella with a comically large cauldron that demands berries for their evil ass stew can kinda make silk somehow.

Like, this fucker can make an amulet that somehow converts pain into silk, or damage, is it like- eating soul that you lost? what? how did they do this, with berries, the Citadel should be taking notes.

[vazkthret]

I can't get over the fact that the Moss Druid, the fella with a comically large cauldron that demands berries for their evil ass stew can kinda make silk somehow.

Like, this fucker can make an amulet that somehow converts pain into silk, or damage, is it like- eating soul that you lost? what? how did they do this, with berries, the Citadel should be taking notes.

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Which of your ashes could beat the

Watecooler

I know, a big feat

Is this a reference to something orr????

[vazkthret]

buble

[bunnygirlpaws]

i am currently thinking about 🐇 hopping

[numbersareimaginary]

i am currently thinking about 🦊 pouncing

[bunnygirlpaws]

uh oh

[numbersareimaginary]

>:3

[bunnygirlpaws]

i am currently 🐇 running away

[vazkthret]

I am currently 🎯 aiming

[vazkthret]

It's funny to think about how we attach somewhat genderless things to genders, and I don't mean bows to girls or dumbells to boys or shit like that. I mean like, Sheds for dudes, and Carpets on walls for women, or the inexplicable tendency for most men to own hammers, even if they don't use them, just weird shit like that you don't really think of but associate with unconciously.

[vazkthret]

I feel like the Scrap mechanic could defeat CYN (from hit indie series Murder Drones) And I'll explain why. Numero uno: the Mechanic is self sufficient, can create, destroy, and even farm all on their own. Numero dos: The Mechanic can make dangerous vehicles and machines with actual garbage, especially from their surroundings. Numero Tres: The Mechanic defeated an army of endless farming automatons who had explosives, sharp blades, massive numbers, and other crazy shit with POTATOES. Numero Four: The Mechanic would become infinitely deadly with access to one (1) gun. Numero Five: Cyn would underestimate him and then get flung into a wall of saws. Numero Six: HE KILLED THE DRILLBOT, WITH A HAMMER.

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[official-kovaxworx]

respost this anyone who can

[was-the-grink-there]

AUGH *SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON* TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW SPREAD THE WORD

@ant-the-anteater @bardorsomethinglikethat @beanzdabean @causalshapeshifter @cocothesilkmothjellyfish @cryptidofthewest @crims0nr0s3 @ellie-moonbeam @flicksuniverse @gaypurplemonster-maximum @gxddesslxve @heytheresbrutus @hyyl18 @impisback-tellafriend @ieatgoobers @ladysencen @lacy-gracie @loki-banana @mothmans-annoying-cousin @marsbar-404notfound @mentally-unstable-bagel @nicothehalfblood @nebulae-astros-official @ollietheocto @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @raventhecrispy-offical @scionofthedaelkyr @subtletwilighteternity @saigesays @the-pancake-dicegoblin @v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @vickysnowpawz @valdezsimp02 @very-gay-poet @witchesash and whoever I forgot plus if I didn’t tag you reblog anyways!!!!!

[subtletwilighteternity]

Beat you to it

[cheese-and-rice-x06]

@kitpanthera @alienxvq @billford-is-cool123 @starburnontheinternet @fefe-the-cat @puppet-b0y @2-tailed-alan @ch0cc1 @ANYONE

literally anyone

TAGGING LITERALLY ANYTHING

[saph-the-queer]

@siffrininstarsandtime @siffrinsonionquiche @darkotorclash @theweirdqueerthing @oliveleaves @im-bad-at-names-okay @boxdwellerstuck AND OBVIOUSLY OPEN TAGS, EVERYONE SPREAD THIS SHIT

[theweirdqueerthing]

@darkotorclash @rockymountyn @sondersalem @hummingkittiz @arthuluart @a-wheel-that-rolls @darkorange00 @dippyfresh11037 @dippyfresh11037 @cosmical-bread @cat-found-in-an-allie +OPEN TAGS SPREAD THIS SHIT

[dippyfresh11037]

@i-think-i-left-my-oven-on @i-enjoy-the-gays @mabeldazzle @robin-jay-404 @bill-cipher-offical @tom-is-online @queen-toothiana-official @toothianafan EVERYONE NEEDS TO REBLOG SPREAD THIS

[toothianafan]

@thatonelocalbookworm @ryland-grace-official-account @voidheart-official @official-eva-stratt @w01fy-312 @zenaidazog @eridrocky-offical @drawn-in-cheddar @young-stanley-pines-offical @young-stanford-pines-offical @mabel-hambone-pines @dipper-m-pines I think that's everyone I know PLEASE REBLOG THIS!

[zenaidazog]

BAD BAD BAD and it's ugly as hell!!! WATCH OUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

@lairongy @turnt3chdogh34d @safetypinpunk @epicmilly @w01fy-312 @drownedrattus

[safetypinpunk]

@madeofmanyfandoms I don't really have anyone else to tag but maybe you do :>

[madeofmanyfandoms]

A few more, yeah. Alright, look alive people, we've got kids to protect and creeps to wreck! @rose-the-convict @s1m0n-inthedark @simon-sm13-sos @under-blood @ask-simon-the-convict @redhoodisalive @ask-the-azure-xd @saturrnsoul! Let's spread the word everybody!

[ask-the-azure-xd]

MOOOOOTTSSS! IM GONNA ACTUALLY TRY AND SUMMON EVERYONE! HERE WE GO!

@glorytothegreatspawn @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @therealspecterforsaken @that14sian @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght @t1ckl3tenders @t1red-puppy @buzzshaws @v1ctimthree @torrentialchaos @partytimethatdontstop @void-angel666 @patheticspawn @hat-fix @perch-the-cat @kiniestuff-xd @cuerchuza @heyguys-itsazure @timeless-flower @puppyg0znomnomm @azuretoeslicker @azurexitrappedyaoi @azurewrathlordofthevoid @th3-s0l4rsyst3m @s4pph1r3n1ghtsk13s @l0vestrained @kmad4life

HOLY SHIT HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE LETS GOOOO!

[th3-s0l4rsyst3m]

we have too mmay tag the ones we can :<

@sleepyhead-angel @t3lam0n0fj1ra1blr @the-quietrapture @sleepyyglitter @sleepy-sodazzz @izzydreams3 @dolledupcorpse @ask-the-azure-xd @r0tt1ngb0y @rotting-darling @canniballove9 @spac3-vinni3 @that14sian @dug-1233 @44rocketlaunchers @bittersweet--sys-2 and we're tired yip yip everyone else come

[dolledupcorpse]

@wetwiltedwaterlily @er-idkhehe2 @eriswave @radella11 @r3tten-ange1 @radella10 @rybakadere @temmayflakes @trickster-kitty @zaeem6015 @zaizai-loves-limes @ivan-isnt-cured @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims @iamapotatoeitstrue @imtotallynotobsessedwithyou @ov3rdosed-slitss @oshidorifuufu2 @orikeys @piensprincess @pientones @piendia @p0udrerie @plush-tsukki @alleystars @aruhiyaidol @astralovesrugs @amechancutemeow @angelicdev0tion @sliternetexplorer @sraphm @strawbxkitti @s1ckly-ed-angel @dpdsua @doradoro101 @daisiscraze @daisy-is-depressed @damselentor @faliuregirl @fallenangels-rot @floralflaying @g0reybonez @ghostwalks-idiot @howtodressjiraikeinogluenoborax @hxxrtlxss-ghxst @henrys-wish @hpdamechan @jiraikittyy @jirai-geto @jirai-qifrey @jirai--hyugo & spread around i hit the max for mentions

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

We saw this everywhere on Pinterest, too! @er-idkhehe2 @boiling-with-rage @c7b3rzp4c3 @myra-x3 @zeta-finnish there's more we'd tag but memory card is on fire currently

[zeta-finnish]

hmmm, i wonder why....

[snappingturt3ls]

Fuuuuck.

Its like cockroaches with these people

@1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @stories-i-guess

[zeta-finnish]

yeah...

[dolls-playhouse]

Map means minor attracted person, by the way, for anyone curious

Spread the news

@eraser-offical @pandanapple @starspangledmoth @obsessivebookwormalert @cute-drawings @bat--hugs @sammyartcherub @swimmingunknownsheep @rain-drop-creates @kcookiez @sillyy-s0fii @ilovemybsfsadie @justalilolfrog @k3tieee @xxaubreearachnidxx @bat-phantom @liliesdontdieroses @who0ishope @thedailysmoker @bulingblue @j3nny21xcx @thereallynsey @days-without-ai-ads-offical @blackdor @sunni-sacrifice @bee125e @gracious-midnight @weepingtreegiver @sleepingwhenimawake @skinnilove00 @vincian4 @ethanslife1o1 @petercanparkacar @urlovelyunicorn @chronicallyonlinebitch @dramatic1nlyf @trinketcollectingcrow @alergictomostsandwiches @toastoffical @donnielikesbugs @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @eerietree @coquette-corpsie @lunchmoneydrug @ninahufflepuff @friendlyghostsandmonsters @dawn-but-different @raventhecrispy-offical @nationalparksocks @koithekoi @shogun-midnight @skyycaramba @kugisakinobaradesu @beccahasarrived @halfofacoffeebean @acewurld @mydawgnina @supersnowyfox @darkmatchacoffeegrass @kalenipclaw @sylvanath3fa3 @uterus-stealer-offical @sharonsharp7 @sharkicide @etherealvowtemplar @onyxvirtuemasquerade @janetdavid090 @jagithedragon @ddawgthechef2 @coldfreakhairdorascal @neurodivergientmiitopian-alt-alt @no-one-offical @lostsprite1985 @theolivinginhidden @blossomingtortoise2 @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @wrestlingontum @spodderly @neruodivergentmiitopian @teacupswhiskey @astracaedes @wollymight @quirkytiara @sohpie-purple-heart @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @pomelo-verse-offical @bosicu @lightsabersandbluecookies @joe-chungus @autisimyfoxerronii @jesminjerinhasan

[zeta-finnish]

Or just call what they are

pedophiles.

[da-police-offical]

Doing my duty of spreading the word

[vazkthret]

Keep these digusting wretched things off our site.

[vazkthret]

I don't subscribe to Lacenet the ship but someone has also made the point that Hornet would not make a good mother but I suggest a secret third thing, where hornet is clearly the teacher in this scenario and teaches Lace how to exist on her own but Lace humbles Hornet by helping her with really basic stuff about how to talk to others.

[vazkthret]

I had a vivid dream about a Silksong DLC and in it were Flesh Automatons that were EXPLICITLY made from human corpses, it was just treated as a part of this world like "oh yeah humans are a thing and they're like, not giant or anything" humans just existed in canon and I was so flabbergasted at how sudden and casual it was, like even Hornet knew what they were and was saying some shit like "The spawn of titans, ancient foe of the divine, I have heard much and seen little of their kin, but to see them twisted by such vile intentions fills me with rage." It was fucking wild.

[vazkthret]

Ah, god is in making things, I get it now.

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[vazkthret]

I actually came up with something like that, where Magic can either be naturally used, or Unnaturally, where magical creatures have a thing called 'Arachnemagiea' where their cells can individually use magic for energy, and animals can use spells to make abnormal things happen (dragons flying despite being so big, giant spiders not collapsing under their own weight, etc etc.) but spells are a uniquely crafted thing sort of 'weaved' by magicians to mimic other aspects of magic with their minds.

Humans can do magic, but they're not really, built for it.

[vazkthret]

I fucking dare anyone on this website to draw or write something that isn't a ship for two weeks, you won't even make it through the first one, y'all immediately started shipping Grace and that man is Aroace as fuck.

[vazkthret]

I'm not sure how far into chapter five I am yet but know I need that yellow twink violently torn to shreds, my rage meter is at 20/50

[blousquidly]

Splatoon design duuuuump (bonus squid sisters art)

[vazkthret]

Didn't know Sonic had aunt's that slayed so hard

[vazkthret]

Jax really saw a clown and a frog being friends and decided "yeah, this is a job for me" and the job was fucking everything up.

[vazkthret]

The masculine urge to break into the abandoned house nextdoor is unfathomably real