hearts will teach us how to live

Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.

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Nonbeiyokocho, Shibuya 渋谷

[neil-gaiman]

Wait this page is active 😳

No. It's been abandoned since 2014.

[neil-gaiman]

Sorry if it’s been asked before. When Crowley says “not the kids, you can’t kill kids” was he referring to the children or the goats?

Yes.

[explodingdog]

[neil-gaiman]

Mr. Gaiman,

May I ask, as a proud Shining Acolyte of the Sacred Flame of Literacy in a Dark and Encroaching Universe, will I get to see at least a glimpse of Aziraphale's wonderful bookshop in Good Omens 2?

I was going to do a Wait and See, but given that you can see the bookshop on the left a lot of people would be within their rights to point out that you've already waited and seen. Yes, lots of hot bookshop action: tea will be drunk, and so will cocoa.

[honmyoseagull]

(All for our boys enjoying tea and cocoa. The ostracism of coffee is saddening, though.)

[neil-gaiman]

Coffee will also be drunk. Just not in the bookshop.

[theequeerstrian]

Why did you have to say "hot bookshop action" though

[neil-gaiman]

In season 1 the cocoa got cold.

[neil-gaiman]

Will you set David Tennant on fire again?

It's the only thing we hired him for.

[neil-gaiman]

Well? Is it?

I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.

[neil-gaiman]

And, for the curious:

Twitter I'm @Neilhimself

Facebook I'm @NeilGaiman

Instagram I'm @Neilhimself

All with links.

[theequeerstrian]

What's your tumblr though?

[neil-gaiman]

I'm obviously not on Tumblr. I do not appear to have any social media.

[yahooanswers-official]

Finally this one has been settled he does not have any social media everyone stop asking now

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Rain Storm II, Ikebukuro 池袋

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Rain Storm I, Ikebukuro 池袋

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Triangle, Ginza 銀座

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Green Veil, Kamakura 鎌倉

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[emojiturtledaily]

Bonus: 🐢 & 🏳️‍🌈

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Sakura Vaporwave, Shibuya 渋谷

[neil-gaiman]

How do you feel about frogs?

Pretty comfortable, all things considered.

[thistlebane]

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

[vdoublev]

every time I text my new datemate lately holy fuck

[hello-freen-machine]

“Home is not where you were born, but it is the place where all your attempts to escape cease.”

NAGUIB MAHFOUZ x PIETRO MOTISI