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no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

redstonedust

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

awesome-chameleon

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist

crimson-chains

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

bunniboytoy

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

bunniboytoy

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

l3wdbee

Bro.

bunniboytoy

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

l3wdbee

bunniboytoy

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

victusinveritas

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

starsarefairylightsfornerds

aqueerkettleofish

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

stalkingchair

This is brainwashing propaganda

the brothers Area

Rah Roh sorry

Hey! Just to let yall know im Brahchan and this is my though away alt! I decided to post the NSFW here since its been a minute and crashboombnger has a niche older fanbase (hope that dude is ok i miss him everyday)

There was so many dms on my notes, dms, and the of post to keep up and make sure who were of age (since NSFW audios were so popular) so im sending it here! Cheers!

sscaredssheep

Hi I saw a funny post on insta and I drew it

grimxark

Top ten guys to hear someone tell him to kill himself and actually do it

mistymoondragon

Ratchet being the atheist of all time is objectively hilarious considering his immediate circle includes:

-his very devout husband

-his close friend, the demigod robopope

-his other friend/boss/annoyance who is also a demigod robopope (frat boy edition)

-his mild mannered co-worker, who is god

reader-from-nowhere

shout out swerve my spirit animal

pukicho

please someone who knows blender and who's smarter and better than me, how the fuck do I make the top of my terrain the top surface instead of everything being fucking sideways so my trees stop growing sideways.