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[tomb-mold]

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

[vegbit]

Me

[animentality]

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[pityboy]

i am suffering academically

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

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[buqbite]

run away

[oneheadtoanother]

[stranger-nights-ahead]

It's important to me that everyone knows that standard practice is to literally count all the pollen that is collected from a cubic meter of air. Manually. With a microscope.

Someone is actually literally counting the pollen

[hellooocaffeine]

I love science

[cestnepasuneblog]

recipe for the perfect apple turnover

ingredients:

one (1) apple

method:

get the apple

turn it over

there you are done

[cestnepasuneblog]

i wrote this when i was super fucking high why are u guys reblogging it

[girl-detector]

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[e-102]

[i-am-a-fish]

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

[shinyglassstars]

eat the what

[girl-detector]

Who would win

The Shrunkest Dunk

The Amassed Ammonite

Voting ended onJun 3, 2025

[girl-detector]

[myriad-of-things]

my little brother tried to show me a "cool trick" where he entered my name and hometown into chatgpt and tried to get it to pull up my personal info like it did on all of his friends, then was absolutely shocked when it couldn't find anything on me

so. keep practicing basic internet safety, guys. it still works. don't put your personal info on social media, keep all your accounts on private, turn off ai scraping on every site that you can, enable all privacy features on social media apps. our info still can be protected, we have to keep fighting for control

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[zarinaa113]

^things said by sailors after nearly dieing of scurvy

[satan-offical]

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Are you calling me the devil.

[satan-offical]

LAUGH AT HIM CHAT, LAUGH

[fiereysky]

he can spell correctly lmao

[satan-offical]

YEAH BUT I'M SATAN OFFICAL NOT OFFICIAL LOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSER

[jethroq]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[starfleetacademy]

So this comment section on a tiktok about insane things people ask at aquariums is a goldmine

[3liza]

i worked at a natural history-type store for a while and one time this mom came in with her sweet little boy and he was asking intelligent questions and she was giving zero-information answers and i was able to not pipe up in my shrill hectoring voice until she confidently informed him that "snakes dont have bones". she was standing next to a shoulder-high specimen of this:

[ririwithrice]

snek

[i-say-waa]

Waa!