Bardic Inspiration Starters pt. 2
"There is no sweeter music than the screams of our enemies. Now, go compose."
"As much as I would enjoy looting your dead body, I truly do want you to succeed here."
"If reckless shenanigans got us into this mess, then why can't they get us out?"
"If it weren't for a foolish attempt at glory, then nothing would ever be accomplished.
"You might fail, die even. But at least it won't be boring."
"They say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world."
"Your roar didn't scare me. The stench of your breath did though."
"This a special occasion. I didn't typically engage in mental combat with the unarmed."
"You're proof that even the gods make mistakes sometimes."
"As it turns out, stupidity is a crime, and you have been sentenced to death."
"You will never face an opponent as great as I. In fact, you will never face anyone again."
"This isn't going to hurt for long. But oh damn is it going to hurt."
"We're not going to simply stand here poking fun at you. We're also going to poke swords and arrows at you."
"People told me you were terrible. It's not true. You're actually far worse than that.
"Some babies get dropped on their heads. You obviously were thrown against a wall."
"At first I thought that you were brave. Then I realized you're actually just stupid."
"You run about whacking things with a piece of metal. Truly, what an advanced being you are.""You remind me of an ape in armor."
"Typically I have to pay to see a freak show like you."
"As an outsider, how does it feel to have humanoids slaying you?"
" You fiends are most courteous."
"You are full of malevolence, wickedness, and evil. Soon you are going to be full of our weapons and spells."
"Fiends have been trying to take over the world for thousands of years, and you've failed every time. Are you noticing a pattern here?"
"You're probably too stupid to understand this, but worry not, the confusion will be over soon."
"If you shave a dwarf, all that's left is a nose and a beer gut."
"Elves live ten times longer than humans and accomplish ten times less."
"The only thing lucky about halflings is how they don't get crushed to death by real people walking around."
"I am not certain what it is that makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"Is this your first battle ever? Well, it's certainly your last."
"Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell."
"I do not study the divine to imitate what they do. I study the divine to imitate what they are."
"The PCs aren't for the wine or storytelling, they are here for the gnome tossin' and dwarf wresslin'!"
"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules."
"I was once a man, not a great man, not a saintly man, but a good man, and a man nonetheless."
"I did not choose to be a monster—a shell of a man—half-human, half-fiend. I am a tiefling. I am what I am."
"If it has walked these lands, I can track it. If it hasn't I will find it anyway."
"Because the wizard will eventually need a personal audience when slaying gods."
"That perfection is unobtainable is not an excuse not to strive for it."
"Words carry weight. Mine far more so than yours."
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