Ven

Apparently I'm afraid of roaches again😭

[vendxm]

Whitley seeing a roach: I know you fucking lying

*Roach starts flying*

Whitley panic screech: WEISS!!

Weiss entering room: What?

Whitley: *Points at roach*

Weiss: Oh come on it's harmless

*roach flies*

*distressed schneebling noises*

*Winter enters room and claps the roach*

Weiss and Whitley: I love you so much never leave my side!!

*Winter brings them the roach*

Weiss and Whitley: I HATE YOU SO MUCH STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

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Yang: Hey, wanna be the cool older sisters with robot parts and maiden powers?

Winter: You don't have maiden powers..

Yang: I can just wait till my mom dies.

Winter: I don't have a robotic body part..

Yang: We could remove your le-

Winter: What!?

Yang: What?

[vendxm]

Winter: Ahem, I didn't know I gave birth to two little gremlings

Willow: You didn't give bir-

Winter: EXACTLY, THEY'RE YOURS!!

[vendxm]

Whitley: I hate you with every inch of my being!!

Winter scanning whitley up and down: That's not a lot of inches little brother.

[vendxm]

Yang banging on the door:

LET ME OUT THE EMF IS LEVEL 5!

Weiss: YANG!! GET OUT!!

Blake: THE DOOR IS LOCKED!!

Ruby: THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING!!

Weiss: OH SHE'S FUCKED

[Blake opens the door]

Ruby: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Yang getting her neck snapped: FU-

[Yang dead on the floor]

Ruby: YANG!! YANG!! YANG NO!!

Blake: SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD

Weiss: Let's just go man :(

*at hq*

Penny: here's your paycheck

[Gives them 10 dollars]

RWB: 10 DOLLARS!!

Penny: Yeah the ghost was a shade, and Yang's dead.

Yang as a ghost: Is that me

Yang: Guys don't forget about me :(

Yang: Blake did you forget about me? :((

Yang looking at Blake's butt: at least I can do this

[vendxm]

Willow: ?

Weiss: Mom

Whitley: Mother.

Winter: Birth giver.

Willow: Really Winter, birth giver?

[vendxm]

Cinder: As much as you hate me, you don't have the heart to kill me.

Winter: I do. It costed my sanity.

Winter: But I do. Have. It

[vendxm]

Penny dying

Cinder: Finally the maiden powers are mine

*cue the evil laugh*

Winter: Fuck off I called dibs

Cinder: Pain💔

[vendxm]

Winter: Weiss and Father are dead

Willow & Klien crying

Whitley: Damn, double homicide

[vendxm]

Winter trying to be good sis: Hug?

Whitley: No fuck off.

Winter: :(

Whitley: Okay fine

Winter: :D

[vendxm]

Winter breathing:

Sadness: hey mamas

Winter: LEAVE ME ALONE!

[vendxm]

Penny:

Sacrfice:

Penny: WHY IS SHE SEDUCING ME!! WHY IS IT WORKING!!!

[vendxm]

Cinder: How'd you like the exoskeleton schnee?

Winter: It's okay, do you want to borrow it?

Cinder: I don't want your stupid exoskeleton

Winter: Well you'll NEED one when I put you in you place.

[vendxm]

Robyn: Hey Winter, do you want some kisses?

Winter: Ew no I hate affection

Robyn:

Robyn: I meant the chocolates...

Winter: Oh.

[vendxm]

Winter giving weiss her clothes: Here

Weiss: Why are you giving me this?

Winter: I don't want them anymore, so I thought you'd like them

Weiss: Whitley did the laundry and shrunk your clothes huh?

Winter: Yep.

Winter: Maybe it'll shrink him too..

Weiss: Winter.

Winter: Weiss.

Weiss: You didn't.

Winter: Of course not.

Weiss: Oh okay, for a second you had me thinking that you put him I th-

Winter: I put him in the washing machine.

Weiss:

Winter:

Weiss: WINTER!

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Yang: Mom this is Winter... she's the winter maiden.

Raven: No. You've got to be joking.

Winter: You're literally named after the bird you can turn into.

Raven:

Winter:

[Raven all up in Winter's face]: Oh so you wanna go snowflake?

[Winter all up in Raven's face]: I wouldn't miss a chance to yank the bird feathers out of your scalp.

Blake: Aren't you going to stop those two?

Willow and Qrow: Nope.

[vendxm]

Penny literally saw herself die

The girl is traumatized

And probably hungry

[vendxm]

Penny died 😀

The girl was robbed of her life

And dead😀