[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[sticksthesecond]

i love a duo that's just one brilliant, insane freak of a person and then just a guy who's having the worst time of his life.

[timetosuitup]

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[luluxa]

I saw someone say they look like they belong on the Soviet/Chinese posters and just had to lmao

[luluxa]

world turns blue

prints

[your-void-senpai]

heated rivalry has been like the reintroduction of wolves in yellowstone for this website

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[clintbartons]

i just want everyone to know i am very cute very angry and very bisexual

[fluorescent-iridescent]

Collective psychosis. Full cultural reset. Everybody is coming to the cottage I guess.

[fluorescent-iridescent]

[vielesundnichts]

-Arthur Miller

[incahootss]

the authors who write "sorry for any mistakes" at the end of their 200k word fic that's better than half the published books I've read. bestie you just gave me a whole novel for free with perfect characterization. I'll forgive a typo

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[lee-by-thy-side]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[frustratedasatruar]

A lot of people don't realize that Frankfurter was actually the chef, not the hotdog.

[smegorl]

I thought Frankfurter was the guy who wanted to fuck Rocky