Mischief Management

My name is Lily! I live here.

[vennyandthejets]

Hey everyone! You may or may not know, but I’ve been working on a web series project about what it’s like to be bisexual for the last two years. And it’s out of the purple closet now.

If you are bi, hopefully this speaks to you. If you aren’t bi, hopefully this speaks to you. Either way, I hope you’ll give it a watch. It’s my story, and the story of people I know. It’s probably your story in some ways too, or the story of someone around you. 

Also, it’s funny! I think. Okay. Enough.

All the love, Lily

[i-am-a-fish]

bi / pan people!!!!!!!!!!!

[sharkgirlclaspurrs]

!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

that is my whole post please reblog if you want to!!

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[kthnxbitheseries]

KTHNXBI - a new web series trying to figure out if bisexuality is a thing. 

Coming to a Youtube near you on Valentine’s Day <3 

[theselfcarelifestyle]

In 2019 I wish you loud uncontrollable laughter and smiles that make your eyes crease. I wish you messy hugs with drunk friends and the warmth of a strangers kindness. I wish you red hot passion for the things that make you happy and ‘I love you’s from the people who matter.

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

[maxevvans]

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

[paristexaz]

I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”

And the gays win again.

[paristexaz]

Zuko is leading us into 20Biteen with pride

[freshmoviequotes]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[doctordisaster]

The United States of America (1865-2018)

[skipinouterspace]

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

[merlinemryspendragon]

This corset is really uncomfortable, so can we all just wrap it up and go home?

[theconcealedweapon]

[bloodytales]

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

[bloodytales]

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

[theautisticjedi]

PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANGERS OF THE WORLD

[fairypage-deactivated20190421]

this is a straight couple. it’s straight. you’re in a heterosexual relationship. there is nothing remotely “queer” about this in the slightest whatsoever. jesus h christ

[bad-vedma]

[homobile-deactivated20190713]

this is why i hate “reclaiming” queer

[yorksilk]

Are you fucking kidding me do you hate bisexuals that much that you’re willing to go along with terfs for a dunk on the bihets? Is that it now, is that the community? Is shitting on queer people so important to you that you’ll throw away all your standards?

[rentalgoose]

We also don’t know if these people are binary but let’s judge them at a first glance and base their identity on their presentation because that’s so progressive!

[gayfeatherfiend]

I love how people are all “Bisexuals are JUST as much a part of the LGBT+ community as Gay people”…

And

“Trans 👏People 👏 Don’t 👏 Need 👏 To 👏 Pass👏 To 👏 Be 👏 Respected”

But yet are totally willing to throwout bisexuals and trans people and other sexualities.

Because it feels very good to outwardly judge people we don’t know anything about their identity or life’s experiences - because that’s not at ALL the exact thing that non-lgbt+ people do to tear down the community. No.

[violyntfemme]

This is my husband and I. I am sure if you saw us on the street you would assume we were a cishet couple.

News flash: we aren’t.

I am a bisexual who has been in relationships with only women. He is a Transguy who has been on T for over a decade. We have been together for 18 years. We both identify as queer. We are out. We are active in the LGBTQ+ community.

But all of you calling that couple above straight, you just keep judging people on a photo alone and pretending you know who they are and what their stories are.

Us queers in relationships you judge will keep being happy and healthy and living our best life while you choke on your bullshit.

[memehumor]

Why Am I Like This

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

[hashtagloveloses]

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

[disastersarah]

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

Hope your pets are immortal in 2019

[teathattast]

the hunger

[devenka]

why would he eat like that

[teathattast]

the hunger

[hayley566]

The cronch goblin

[thottielamottie]

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out