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kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

minmos

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

joshthemaker913

This popped up in my head in a literal shower thought a week or two ago and I just had to bring this to fruition lmao

Based on one of my favorite memes from absolutenutcase162:

And a version without the chaotic effects (Fun Fact: the effects were based off an animated version of the meme by YouTuber kerber.mp3):

obscuretobyfox

#I love this game so much

roelkeet

Playing with dad

swagman3001

it was 97 on tuesday and now i can see my breath in the air what are we DOING

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

mimiyanna

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

#literally me #the sunken in eyes and permanent eye bags and skin discoloration are cute right smile

suppermariobroth

Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 contain a glitch known as "Launch Star Displacement" whereby entering a Launch Star while Mario is slipping will cause his launch trajectory to change.

As most targets for launches are small planetoids relatively far away, and most locations in the game are surrounded by empty space, even a small trajectory deviation statistically often results in Mario missing his target and flying into the void.

The footage shows this happening in Boo Moon Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2. Mario very briefly slips on the edge of the purple Snake Block while entering the Launch Star. While he is supposed to land on the crescent moon planetoid, he ends up missing it entirely and dying.

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