Embarassing Stuff

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[official-boob-posts]

an angel sawed off its chains :’)

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[ms-demeanor]

I regret to inform everyone that @catchaspark’s reblog was made in 2017 and that Taking the Hobbits to Isengard was actually published 17 years ago, not 12 years ago.

[viss-and-pinegar]

Happy 20th anniversary, old-ass meme. You’re still beloved.

[velinxi]

A dance that never ends

[Prints available here]

[venrajade]

Hey, I need someone to write a fic based on the fact that Hobbits have (multiple) bathing songs!

Bath-songs

Bath-songs were a type of short song that Hobbits sung when bathing.

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

way way back in the 2280s

[venrajade]

Incredibly useful height chart from Weta. I just posted a thing where I reference the Nimoy song that has Bilbo at three foot, but luckily in the movie verse he’s considerably taller than that. Also interesting how they take the actors’ actual heights into consideration. Lots of them are 5"7’!

[seadeepspaceontheside]

It's here in my kofi shop for 8 buckaroos!

I am really proud to tell you about my Hobbit Fanart Zine that has been over seven years in the making!

It's filled with new comics haven't been put up at all.

There is the whole company involved!! Not just about Bilbo and Thorin but they are a massive part of it!

I hope you really like it as how much hard work I've put into it.

Thank you to the Hobbit community who has followed me this whole time.

Also please let me know how you felt about the zine! Or any issues in general!

[venrajade]

I bought mine, go get yours! Support our artists

[embroiderycrafts]

Finished this gift for a dear friend! by Asuhhhhhhhh

[manie-sans-delire-x]

The whole family is here.

[fire-plug]

I recently did a Garak run of DS9 where I only watch the Garak episodes, and my friend Rebecca asked me to put together a list of the best ones for her to watch (with a special emphasis on the Garak/Bashir ship). So, here are my picks! What are your favorite Garak episodes?

[venrajade]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: My Time At Sandrock (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Builder/Owen (My Time At Sandrock), Builder/Owen (My Time At Sandrock), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Builder & Nia (My Time at Sandrock) Characters: Female Builder (My Time At Sandrock), Builder (My Time At Sandrock), Owen (My Time At Sandrock), Grace (My Time At Sandrock), Mi-an (My Time At Sandrock), Nia (My Time at Sandrock) Additional Tags: Builder background, Character Study, Spoilers for Early Access (up until the Builder Bonds update), Getting Together, Builder and Nia's relationship, Unrequited love (not main couple), Possessive Behavior, Not Owen, Childhood Friends, Teen rating only for swearing, Falling In Love, Feelings Realization Series: Part 1 of My Time At... Summary:

Mi-an told her that she wanted to come to Sandrock because it was her best option to change the world. Yes, Lucy wanted it too. Why else become a builder in a place like Highwind, right? But really, what she truly wanted was to feel like her life meant something. She wanted to help save Sandrock and she needed Sandrock to save her.

OR

There were many reasons to come to Sandrock. There were even more reasons to get away from Highwind.

[venrajade]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: My Time At Portia (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Arlo/Builder (My Time At Portia), Arlo/Female Builder (My Time At Portia) Characters: Female Builder (My Time At Portia), Builder (My Time At Portia), Arlo (My Time At Portia), Maurice|Pa (My Time At Portia), Antoine (My Time At Portia) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Whump, Dealing with the "Flying Pigs" dilemma, Backstory, The builder actually had a really shitty upbringing ok, Break Up, Getting Back Together, reflective, Abandonment Issues, Touch-Starved, Full Game Spoilers Summary:

Arlo gets the confirmation that he’s gotten into the Flying Pigs on the last day of Autumn. They break up the next day.

OR

Getting into the Flying Pigs has always been Arlo's dream, but the builder is used to people abandoning her to be adventurers and she can't let it happen to her again.

[desert-palm]

[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[ging-ler]

Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

[ging-ler]

Like okay???

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out