they love me for my confused aro swag

becca! - they/she- aroace - 23 - one day I might post music but that day is not today

[vicholas]

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

[vicholas]

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[liquidcoffee]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[omtai]

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the 70s and 80s are important politically in the US not because of unique evil but because it's a time period the right got organized in methods that are more apparent today. this was a direct response to fear of progressive social change.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it lead to:

- increased effectiveness of lobbying

- businesses becoming more politically aware and involved in politics (including in marketing)

- formation of various pro-business think tanks and organizations

- "grassroots" conservative movements that were actually funded by business leaders

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[lady-viccy]

i have an adhd diagnosis, but not *enough* adhd to get meds

if i get angry about this then clearly im just looking for meth

ignore that i've been unable to work for a year and a half and that i've never been able to maintain more than 4-3 days/week without crashing

[the-haiku-bot]

if i get angry

about this then clearly im

just looking for meth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dogpuppy]

[waltzingbi]

wednesday in both directions as far as one can see

[kushblazer666]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the moderate/neutral pervert

[columboscreens]

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[nick-nonya]

illl fucjing do it

[probuccalfat]

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[pjackk]

why u so damn weird dude

NO DICK 3 DAYS + BUNGRY AF

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time