*ins3t flirty comm3nt h3r3~*

I’m giving myself a tattoo

Please do not.

I’m doing it

Where are you right now?

I’m putting 69 on my body

Nice.

Nic3~

Of course you are.

Hey Fantra can you write 69 on my wrist in marker so I can tattoo over it

Oh h3ll ya3h i can bab3~

I’m giving myself a tattoo

Please do not.

I’m doing it

Where are you right now?

I’m putting 69 on my body

Nice.

Nic3~

unexplainablephenomenon

@venus-callipygian the stars are loovely toonight. care too jooin me?

0u1jab0ard-deactivated20190616

Olny for a littl3~ And only b3caus3 my dra3ms ar3 fcuk3d tonight~

#on th3 d3ck?

cykelops

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

th-ursday

i call my very Intimidating and Hardass butch girlfriend my sweet potato and she just melts

cykelops

i love everyones replies to this post but this ones the best

priceofliberty

#nic3

meladoodle

[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….

husband

Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

What?

husband

patillojack

Every single time I see this post it just ends with the stair photos. No explanation, no commentary, just left with the photos of the unexplained to sit in my mind forever

crash-bang-boom

Im going to add this here having read it myself a while ago and got the chills. Very odd feeling seeing photographs….

the-a-j-universe

Yes! I was looking for that to add to this myself.

#w3 ha<3 thos3 too #n3<3r saw mor3 than on3 b3fo3r my lusus mad3 m3 stay uot of th3 for3st #always want3d to climb on3 thuogh. cant ra3lly 3xplain th3 urg3

I made a rough imitation of aspect fruit and I’m really eyeing the Breath “apple”, but I don’t wanna have no direction… So maybe Life again? Maybe try Heart and see where that goes. I’m just not feeling much right now. I was really angry and now it’s finally hitting that all of that is gone I guess?? I don’t really know if I even want to eat any of these but they’ll fix that, right? They did before.

Someone give me a suggestion. Not sure I’ll eat any now that I’m looking at them but I MIGHT.

unexplainablephenomenon

might I suggest Whatever yoou fused With hoope? oonly if yoou truly feel like it ooWoould help, oof coourse. I doon’t noormally suppoort reckless behavioor but yoou’ve dealt With this fruit befoore and I ooWoould much prefer yoou trying oone fruit at a time instead oof gooing Wild With them.

Dukkel. You are a treasure but that was really fucking fast????? …Hope as a starter it is.

unexplainablephenomenon

I have poost nootificatioons oon; yoou’re a team leader, after all. I appreciate yoou calling me a treasure, by the Way! I doon’t get paid many coompliments, soo yoou’re a pleasant change oof pace. a diamoond in the roough, Where the roough is SGRUB and yoou are oof coourse left as the diamoond. in the gem sense and noot the pale quadrant.

#n33d your prononus sw33th3art #or th3 gaps g3t flil3d with duk3y #<3<

Duk3y ar3 you flitring?

Seriuosly though aila stay away drom dukk3l~ Duk3yll twist th3 ga3m on you until its 3ntir3ly diff3r3nt~

Gf:*flirts with her moirial*

Me: *internally whines*

Gf:*talks about how nice peoples ass’s are*

Me:*whines internally louder*

Gf:*is actually not flirting for once*

Me: …

Me: *plops on her lap* affection me

This is still valid

#i will gladly com3 gi<3 yuo aff3ction thuogh #just warn m3 wh3n th3 cats th3r3?#pla3s3 #i just dont lik3 that cr3autr3 im sorry #and if you want m3 to curb my flitring i can try to cut down #i dont know abuot cutting it out compl3t3ly but #y3ah #srory didnt sl33p much #sopors finaly stal3 #for min3 at la3st #and i #fukc #sory ill find you wh3n i can

I<3 b33n tryign to gi<3 you so much af3ction but wh3n i s33 that cat my fihgt or flight kikcs in and i dont want to y33t a cat acorss th3 room~ W3ll i do som3tim3s but im trying not to caus3 yuo lik3 that thing~

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

That first sentence walked right into my room to punch me in the face holy shit. Cade PLEASE change what you call Sage.

…But yeah he’s with me again. I uh. Sir that’s my emotional support cat.

Absolutely not. Vriska Thecat is a perfectly fine name.

Okay yeah it’s the closest to a meme anyone’s gonna get out of you so I’ll accept Vriska Thecat.

…Wow. This is probably the calmest conversation we’ve ever had. Sage works wonders. But here comes the boye, better get to him before anyone else.

Do you have different names for the same creature…?

It appears that we do. Lyla calls him Lilac, I call him Vriska, and Aila apparently calls him Sage.

Who is this beautiful many named child? I haven’t met him yet!

There’s a cat now? I guess I really am behind on team news…

Yeah there’s a cat!! His names are above but I watched Lyla and Cade alchemize the boye. A funky lil calico guy. Don’t know if Cade and Marshh still have him but if not he’s around somewhere!

Hes an ALCHEMIZED cat?!

Whats wrong with that?

Have you even SEEN Entirely Iron Thaumaturgist?!

Kori we’re in SPACE. We’ve mentioned OTHER SHOWS.

But he’s just an alchemized boye? The only consequence is loss of grist??? I did see how much that took and HOO BOY so that’s the cost of a cat soul.

occultserpentes

He doess not have a ssoul

He iss a demon

He takess them whenever he basskss in your warmth

Go away raisin

He does have a soul

Stop your occult shit

Fuck is that why I feel empty? Did Sage give me depression?

Don let raisin get to you

Shes a snakey witch

No sh3s rihgt~ That cats a d3mon~ Or it might as w3ll b3~

But he’s my child

I created him

Bab3 you knwo i lo<3 you SO MUCH and ill always suport yuo but im going to n33d you to k33p thta cat b3tw33n you and cad3 and far away from m3~

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

That first sentence walked right into my room to punch me in the face holy shit. Cade PLEASE change what you call Sage.

…But yeah he’s with me again. I uh. Sir that’s my emotional support cat.

Absolutely not. Vriska Thecat is a perfectly fine name.

Okay yeah it’s the closest to a meme anyone’s gonna get out of you so I’ll accept Vriska Thecat.

…Wow. This is probably the calmest conversation we’ve ever had. Sage works wonders. But here comes the boye, better get to him before anyone else.

Do you have different names for the same creature…?

It appears that we do. Lyla calls him Lilac, I call him Vriska, and Aila apparently calls him Sage.

Who is this beautiful many named child? I haven’t met him yet!

There’s a cat now? I guess I really am behind on team news…

Yeah there’s a cat!! His names are above but I watched Lyla and Cade alchemize the boye. A funky lil calico guy. Don’t know if Cade and Marshh still have him but if not he’s around somewhere!

Hes an ALCHEMIZED cat?!

Whats wrong with that?

Have you even SEEN Entirely Iron Thaumaturgist?!