i'm gonna teleport you to the shadow realm

eve. 21. poopoo. weewee. doodoo.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twofacedbitchesneverlie]

[funshinebf]

there is so much fucking happening here

[theskedaddling]

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

THERES CREATURES

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[wizardpotions]

hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

[roach-works]

prehistoric women inventing beer

[wizardonline]

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

[velociraptrix]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when someone in an old book means "yelled" but says "violently ejaculated" i freak out and call the cops and stand in the yard until they arrive

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Let’s Find them now

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

ok

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[woodrider]

this is real btw and they put stuff like this on their sign all the time

[phlebotomies]

[hollywolly3000]

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

[exitwound]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[squeakitties]

[pacificglow]

moodboard

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

NoOo we must reinflate her

[island-delver-go]

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[molags-balls]

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

[beastpower615]

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

[molags-balls]

[grink]

how im looking

[guooey]

[hungwy]

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