overlove

maybe it’s fine actually

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

What if i completely solve the problem

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

everyone more sincere than me? cringe. everyone more cynical than me? asshole. i am the one true perfect middle point of world-weary and skeptical yet open to wonder and beauty

[alivehouse]

shame i have 0 interest in yaoi bc the completely fucked and crazy proportions are so dear to me

[moonlitlillypop]

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

[charl0ttan]

guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[nephritebabie]

the cycle of life

[gotinterest]

driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

[hiveswap]

The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

[gauntletqueen]

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

[demilypyro]

what the fuck are these donations man

[demilypyro]

WELL THIS JUST POSES MORE QUESTIONS

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is "I Can Eat Glass" this isn't even the only popular 1990s Internet meme that involved collecting translations of a specific, slightly incongruous phrase. "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head." is another prominent example, just off the top of my head.

[lsdtab]

[charl0ttan]

6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options

[girlmostlikely]

[puppygirllaika]

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue