@venussnaii - Tumblr Blog

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

avatardoggo

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

aropride

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

chickensnack

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

cannibalchicken

ph-cutie

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

toastyyrye

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

ineffablepretzel

First time smut reader: I'd better read this as a guest so it's not in my history. I'm never telling anyone about this. Oh my god, how do people dare to comment, I could never.

Seasoned smut reader: