all sass no ass ♡

I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day. ♕ me / we

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i dont really have any other outlet to say this & i hate tumblr so here this is:

I’m really really proud of who you’ve become. You’ve grown so much since we last talked & I’m finally in a stable state of mind to be able to say that I’m glad we had our time together. I can finally accept you as the past & KNOW that i don’t want or need you back in my life. I hope you continue to grow, blossom, and flourish. You are such a good person & I’m happy we were friends.

tbh i’ve been unhealthily checking up on ya but it brings me so much happiness to know YOU bring so much happiness to everyone around you. 

[sappharah]

let’s all take a break from the discourse to celebrate the fact that aubrey plaza came out as bisexual

[ravefromthegrave]

i’ll celebrate when she actually dates a woman

[girlnebula-deactivated20181206]

bisexual women in the public eye - or bi girls in general - don’t have to publicly date other women to prove that they’re a Real Bi. fuck off and shut up

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did an acting scene where my scene partner had to yell at me and my initial response to someone lecturing me/ yelling at me is to take it..... i ain’t allowed to talk back in my vietnamese household!! i almost cried bc of how much she was yelling at my face....

aLL I DID WAS TAKE IT AND SMILE AT HER WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

[d-i-z-z-y-o-n-d-r-e-a-m-s]

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I was at my wedding getting ready to marry Kevin. We basically planned everything last minute. It was a crowd of 100 people but I don't remember seeing anyone in my family. I remember Kevin's mom and brother Matt were there and they were talking to us and congratulating us. I remember Kevin went to ask if we needed anything to get married in Mesa but we didn't. I went to joke and ask him if it was ok if I didn't have a wedding dress, but I was actually wearing this cute white skater dress where the shoulder part and sleeves were lace.

I ran into a girl named Cecilia and told her to find the jumpiest + other description girl. Some officer guy said "yeah she (Cecilia) is gonna fuck that up." Then I walked out and Cecilia was walking with a goat!!?? I kinda held her back and tried to change it but I was "eh." I was lying down???? Then my alarm for birth control went off and I was trying to turn it off and had Lena help me. Then I fell asleep? But a second before I fell asleep, I saw Kevin walking the aisle😍😍.

I woke up and I was married?? I felt weird bc I didn't remember the whole thing?? I woke up with a ring on my finger and we were married?? Then I saw Kevin walking towards the huge bed I was lying on , which his mom and brother were also lying on. He was in this weird like cream/off white suit/ pajama outfit but it had hearts on it. I got up and poked my head out the door and joked "hey anyone wanna see me get remarried??" Then Kevin's mom got up and started talking to me?? Kevin got up a few seconds later?? I was concerned bc I didn't remember our vows!! I didn't remember hearing or saying any vows!!!

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I got onto this super cool yacht party boat with this old lady who had an extra ticket. i was watching on the screen the huge introduction they were having and they had girls jump off a ship. but then i saw one of the girls jumped off the ship, landed on another girl, and started stabbing her and shit. they were trying to do something while everyone else was looking at the host giving the introduction but i told them that they probably should have waited....

then i was walking around this concert, i guess, and i was looking for that judy lady who got me onto the ship. i then saw a whole bunch of people i know from over the years and they were running and shit

There was the girl who was stabbed who was fished out of the water BUT WAS SEVERED IN HALF but still alive????

a girl handed me a tampon box with LOTS of cash in it and apparently i was apart of their heist. then they were trying to get this “surge diamond” thing that these huge boss people were controlling. one girl got it and gave it to Evelyn and she started running for her life because goons were hunting all of us down.

Some girl working but also a double spy probably whispered to Evelyn that the surge diamond WAS the $$$ so Evelyn BOLTED and I ran too. The head goon was this attractive Asian man (John Cho/ Eugene from Buzzfeed) and he was gaining on me. I then enacted this plan to try and seduce Asian goon. I stopped him and told him the other girl had the surge diamond, and if he didn’t believe me, i’d empty out all of my pockets to show him so that he’d stop chasing me.

I stuck my hands in the butt pockets of my pants and started moving them around and asked the Asian goon if he wanted to feel to make sure I didn’t have the surge diamond on me. He started feeling up my ass while I saw Evelyn and other girls running off. The goon starts feeling me up all over my body & then slips his hand down my pants on this yacht FILLED with people while i’m standing against this railing that’s glass and completely see-through..... and we get horny & he asks me if we should have sex even though he’s got a job to do. i reply with “do you have condoms?” and we split & planned to meet up in his super big and nice penthouse thing on the yacht. i go through the yacht/hotel thing.

i end up in this room where my bf was staying, waiting to pick me up and i get really scared. i start thinking about how cheating is absolutely terrible and i wouldn’t know how to tell him & that i was only doing it to keep myself + others safe. but then i found the goon quickly walking down some stairs where a van was waiting for him. i called him back and asked him what’s going on and he just brushed me off. but then kevin showed up behind him & started walking up the stairs and i tried to signal to him to pretend he didn’t know me and the goon ran off into his car and i had to find a way i let that goon touch me and shit all for the sake of the heist.....

man i knew he would be heartbroken & i woke up from this dream feeling all guilty.... :(((

[dirt-germ]

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someone: please stop crying about video games

me, sobbing: they're All i Have

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

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Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[jackhowrds]

I CNAT BREATH

[mickeyandcompany]

Moana (2016)

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i’m not even screaming at anyone. i’m just shouting. this is how i talk when i’m annoyed. this is how i talk when i’m excited. stop getting angry at me. i’m not yelling at you. stop thinking everything is about you and getting offended.

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is it really that bad that the best way for me to blow off steam is to literally scream and shout?? is it really that bad?? everyone is already so used to not listening to me but why is me shouting so bad?? oh no... is it because you can’t focus on you when i’m screaming?? do i ruin your groove and mojo?? oh. i’m sorry.

let me just..... be. happy. and. not. be. mad. because. i’m. not. allowed. to. be. mad.

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“i have absolutely no intention of feeling remorseful, guilty, or bad for you if you’re going to interrupt me by telling me how hard and stressful your life is. i don’t care. i’m not going to listen to you if you don’t listen to me” - me and basically my mom + everyone around me

[sweet-t12]

If you’re going to date someone, you arent just dating their sweet side, you’re also dating their mood swings, their bad moods, their good moods, when they arent being themselves for weeks on end. You’re also dating everything else they have to offer

[words-of-emotion]

There’s no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.

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i’m exhausted with everyone around me. all i need to do is blow off some steam. all i want to do is scream. i need someone to listen to me for 15 minutes without interrupting me. i can’t talk to anyone because they’re so selfish that the second a syllable leaves my mouth, they start talking.

no. i don’t want to hear your advice. interrupting me mid sentence is not going to help anything and it’s only going to make me more upset. can you stop thinking about yourself for once and SHUT UP??? i don’t want to hear about you when no one wants to hear me out.

i literally can’t go a sentence without someone trying to budge in with the intention of helping. learning to be quiet would be the best way to help. learning to listen would be the best thing right now.

but everyone around me is so overpowering, so self centered that the moment i finish a sentence, they continue talking about all their struggles and how their lives are so hard and i’m stuck listening.that’s all i ever do!!!! listen to everyone talk because no one ever lets me talk!!!!

i can’t do this. stop interrupting me! let me talk!! all i want to do is talk and for someone to actually listen and care!!! no one ever lets me be upset!!!!  stop getting upset at me because i’m in a foul mood! you’re all so selfish!!!