American Homo Story

Stressed-Out Homo, usually lacking some serious sleep and always hungry. Just trying to do a little better everyday...

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[anxietyproblem]

[geminstrumentalityproject]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. D:

Pink took Pearl’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and said, “Let’s never speak of this again.” After this, Pearl was literally incapable of talking about what she did.

In The Answer, Rose took Garnet’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and told her, “No more questions.”

And now Garnet “can’t” ask questions.

[allymoved]

@outofthisgxlaxy

[nacreousknightarchive-deactivat]

I just want to point out that in the podcast they discussed one of the rules in the show bible being that Garnet can’t ask questions. The writers are not allowed to write garnet asking a question ever. The explanation was that they do this in order to keep her sounding decisive, which makes sense in keeping with her future vision and confident attitude. I literally have not thought about this scene since the episode aired and now I’m screaming because listen

Is this a cute nod to their writing strategy? OR is their decision to make this characterization rule alluding to a much much darker thing that they haven’t been telling us?

[stevenuniversehub]

from know your fusion

[keepingitinarticulate]

[lord-kitschener]

#me as a historian

[boyhikes-deactivated20190227]

THIS WOMAN LOL

[otherwindow]

Mermaids “talk” via whale-like humming. Unlike humans who rely on pre-defined words for expression, mermaids can directly convey and understand emotions and ideas based on tone. Human: Hey bitch Mermaid, analyzing: [playful tone, possibly a greeting…!] Mermaid: Bitch!!! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[otherwindow]

Due to mermaids communicating based solely on tone, they’re able to not only learn human languages quickly, but assess a human’s true character the moment they speak. 

It’s no coincidence that throughout history, rowdy sailors and pirates have been drowned by mermaids.

[otherwindow]

Pirate: Hello, darling :) Mermaid, analyzing tone: [Dishonest. Condescending. Bad breath.] Mermaid, about to sink the ship: Hello to you too ;)

[whitepeopletwitter]

It happened again

[ave-aria]

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sosuperawesome]

Meyoco on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[lostinmysticfalls]

[keepingitinarticulate]

[lord-kitschener]

#me as a historian

[boyhikes-deactivated20190227]

THIS WOMAN LOL

[itsallavengers]

How fucking high must Tony Stark’s pain tolerance be though. I mean. Open heart surgery without anaesthetic. Flying ten feet into the air, hitting a wall and then dropping back to the floor. Being hit with the impact of a fucking tank missile. This was in the 1st damn movie. Tony was still pretty much a civilian at that point. Like holy shit you guys What the hell has he been fucking doing to get that tough.

[itsallavengers]

Thanos: *stabs him through the stomach*

Tony: y'all hear summ?

[geminstrumentalityproject]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. D:

Pink took Pearl’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and said, “Let’s never speak of this again.” After this, Pearl was literally incapable of talking about what she did.

In The Answer, Rose took Garnet’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and told her, “No more questions.”

And now Garnet “can’t” ask questions.

[allymoved]

@outofthisgxlaxy

[nacreousknightarchive-deactivat]

I just want to point out that in the podcast they discussed one of the rules in the show bible being that Garnet can’t ask questions. The writers are not allowed to write garnet asking a question ever. The explanation was that they do this in order to keep her sounding decisive, which makes sense in keeping with her future vision and confident attitude. I literally have not thought about this scene since the episode aired and now I’m screaming because listen

Is this a cute nod to their writing strategy? OR is their decision to make this characterization rule alluding to a much much darker thing that they haven’t been telling us?

[stevenuniversehub]

from know your fusion

[yurionice]

[yahn]

I want whatever the writers of this show are smokeing

[brittylovesanime]

this is wild

[hol-ohcene]

[crucifythenburn]

Her name is Joely Proudfit, a descendant of the Pechanga Band of Luiseno Indians. 

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[wehaveproof]

Baby octopus all snugglied up in a vacant clamshell

(photographer unknown, found via: cephalopoda)

[schizsune]

is not vacant it has an octopus in it!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Vacant clamshell: exists.

Baby octopus: