Conversations With Myself

Tumblr. Because there's no one around to make it look like I'm not talking to myself.

[explosm]

By Rob. Come live at http://www.explosm.net and pay no rent!

[vera-colding-blog]

Nothing Is

The older I get the more I'm the lie I hate the less I know about the truth I once sought In my youth I was flawed careless and hopelessly honest As time passes I am selfish insensitive and hopelessly detached from myself Improvement comes with an investment the loan for which can not be approved and you end up wondering What was wrong with you in the first place

[gloriousselfloathing]

Buzzfeed is like the fucking Bermuda triangle of the internet. You think you can just look at one thing and suddenly you FINALLY get up for a peek break and youre like “where am I? What day is it? Have I just been watching alcohol taste test videos for six hours? When did I grow this beard?”

[vera-colding-blog]

If I’m wearing a cool outfit and never leave the house in it, does it still make a sound?

[yourfavouritewalkingcorpse-deac]

Crush his soul. Impale him upon his own ego.

Aeon Flux (via yourfavouritewalkingcorpse)

[hwmftog-blog]

What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

[warrior-princess-4ever]

What the fuck

[adailypickupline]

Your prescription is ready.

Instagram

[celebreceipts]

Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

[steviemcfly]

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS. We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

[14kgoldupgraded]

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

[vera-colding-blog]

FYI I shouldn't have to have a baby for you to View me as a woman Appreciate me as a partner Take me seriously Value me

[vera-colding-blog]

I mostly just weird people out. I don't feel like I belong anywhere. I'm constantly surprised I'm not alone.

[vera-colding-blog]

So I think it's pretty fucking rude That you'd write me off That you've boiled it down to two reasons that I could be motivated toward complaint: Jealousy Insecurity Like I'm just some pre-programmed problem you've begrudgingly settled on. I've always lived under the illusion that I was special and one day someone would recognize that. But after meeting you, there's nothing special about me. And one day I'll die and my genes will cease to exist on this earth and there will be no traces left of anything I once said or once was. Turns out I was only human this whole time. But inevitable ungrateful mortality is still better than being reduced to two fucking reasons.

[sourcedumal]

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

[avri-wallflower-deactivated2013]

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

[sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040]

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

[vera-colding-blog]

Welp. That was awesome.

[vera-colding-blog]

Sitting here in my home, pretending I live here alone....

[deejaykhaled-deactivated2016062]

reminder that black boys don't need to be "good boys on the honor roll" for their lives to matter

[holocrons]

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

[bustysaintclair]

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

[explosm]

By Rob. Get chowdah here and go read some comics over at http://www.explosm.net/comics.