Vermin Lord @vermin-lord - Tumblr Blog

Vampire gf demonstrating inhuman self discipline by waiting until her girlfriend's neopussy had healed *before* going down on her

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Vampire gf excitedly collaborating with her trans gf to simulate menstruation so she can earn her red wings on a tgirl

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Vampire gf who's honestly a little taken aback by how much trans gf likes biting

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Vampire gf who is constructing increasingly flimsy arguments for why she can't just make trans gf her thrall right now

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Vampire gf who understands trans gf's complicated relationship with things like "church", "mirrors", and "daylight"

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Vampire gf who sends the armies of hell after trans gf's dad

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Vampire gf who starts smoking after trans gf shows her Morticia Addams

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Vampire gf who thinks it's cute when trans gf calls her fangs "teefies"

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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

vexwerewolf

It’s right but she shouldn’t say it

pangur-and-grim

he is genuinely a problem

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ess-jay-oh

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If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

cloevr

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

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boccher

please do you know that post where its thew two touhou girls and one looks at the other and theres an egg in their ramen that obviously one layed i tried looking for it i thought i had reblogged it recently on here and now its gone

idk someone following me probably has it

blogfeind

hi boccher is it this one

boccher

yea that sounds like it

necromancelena

lena is a highly specialized scavenger that subsists only on the entrails of refrigerators and cupboards

necromancelena

if fridges ever go extinct we're fucked

lunarlagomorph

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

rosslynpaladin

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

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wembleyfragglesarchive

i’m losing my mind

wembleyfragglesarchive

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

avatardoggo

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

lizluvscupcakes

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

voidgremlinguege

DONT STOP ME NOW!

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This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.