poopie the turd

nickelback enjoyer, grunkle stan kin, billy ray cyrus stan, your dad's bich

[theweirdwideweb]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

This happened to me hen I was 8 and it rocked

[sadclowncentral]

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

[3pblueberry]

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics...’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

[bogleech]

Isn't that already how it's studied

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

[exitwound]

“i could fix him” well i could put him in my air fryer

[acitywithoutwalls]

and that would probably fix him

[exitwound]

fix him up for dinner LOL

[kitsnicket]

Alpha male this sigma male that. What happened to ligma

[kitsnicket]

[pukicho]

Every now and then a new celeb pops up out of nowhere and I’m supposed to know who they are. Sorry bud but that’s just a guy.

[yomgert]

This is how people feel about you

[pukicho]

As they should. Literally everyone is just some guy.

[lakevida]

they restructured wikipedia and the way it works now is that everyone on earth has an article to tend to for the rest of their life like a beloved ornamental tree or perhaps a tamagotchi and if you’re not responsible about it the page will shrivel up and die for real. this is what the donations went towards BTW

[cicadaland]

find out what it is here :)

[crowcassette]

[crowcassette]

[blackarachnya]

[tamagotchi]

[vivian-is-writing-deactivated20]

Emotion-based magic is just...10/10. Characters causing destruction in a rage, only to be horrified by what they’ve done? Excellent. Characters being ten times stronger when someone they love is in danger? Wonderful. Characters claiming they don’t care, yet their magic says otherwise? Perfect.

[supergameboytwo]

STATUS INFLICTED: warm and cozey under the blanket. You may not leave until this status effect has worn off.

[mother-sauces]

STATUS INFLICTED: need to pee

[rnismatch]

homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

[papercutie]

i think vampires and mad scientists should kiss eachother

[toriel-2]

i think they should bite each other for fucked up results

[papercutie]

i think youre right

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[avatar-alek]

This will always be peak humor to me

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

[spidereggs-deactivated20230413]

this is so fucked up

[ann-beth]