Ah shit, here we go again

lvl 24

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[prokopetz]

Shout-out to all the monsterfucker 'fic authors who make a point of giving the monster a specific body part which is not a penis but is – inexplicably – nonetheless erogenously receptive to being jerked off so that they can write handjob scenes which technically aren't explicit.

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[thickness-protection-program]

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

[mysillycomics]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[timeflow]

ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

[depsidase]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

[atomic-cat-dragon]

[ID: A stock photo of someone with short brown hair lying down on a couch and holding a bucket of popcorn, with a smug/intrigued expression on their face. /End ID]

[sixthrock]

this is really one of the best images ever

[dudewheresmycock]

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[xpxssxm]

[m1sterryan]

road work abreast

[thebirdinator3000]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[paradoxgavel]

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

[saltyoaktree]

don't want to write I want to think very hard about my fic until it emerges from my head fully formed like athena