je suis toujours hors jeu

always in verratti's pocket like all them other players

[secretivesuggestion]

I spend my time thinking about when I’ll see you next

[latenights]

I’m not about that “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I have a heart. I’m human. Things affect me dude.

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[yessikg]

*cough* Citizen Kane *cough*

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[arachnofiend]

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

Queen said fuck toxic masculinity 

[tredlocity]

holy shit what an upgrade

[strengthrequireskindness]

Someone tell me, who is this woman?

[cykelops]

roxane gay wrote world of wakanda one of the greatest modern comic books (shes a writer outside that, of course, but thats what i know her for)

[bomberqueen17]

(followup)

also, in case you were not aware what a legend this woman is,

she’s a legend

[savvymavvy]

GIVE ME ROXANE WRITING THIS MOVIE.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

[tim-lucy]

i just don’t know which kind of love is better

[marimopet]

im a power couple with myself. i love us. we work hard

[flatearthmemes]

[pbkdf2]

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?

[thatwasuzi]

[sidology]

“haha what would u do if i was in that coffin with u? ;)” - white boy paying respects at a girl’s funeral, probably

[teenbitch-deactivated20151216]

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

[thebootydiaries]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[thebootydiaries]

vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*

1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

[gaypeopletwitter]

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[gym-leader-merida-blog]

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.