Big butt, bigger heart

[funnytwittertweets]

[assignment53]

Yes!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arandomthot]

Kids will truly hold nothing back

[bryllando]

sauteed her ass

[desolationlesbian]

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

[verruecktheit]

That’s where I live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[depsidase]

[notimeformeta]

[rendiir]

Harmacist

[knifefightscene]

[thefactsofthematter]

[magicaldolan]

[madderhatter]

that rat to his boyfriend as soon as they put him back to his cage:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[fuckyeanihilism]

[porterr-robinson]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[memecucker]

anime characters are like “this magic can only be performed if i recite the spell using the arcane forbidden language of Modern German”

[horriblytasty]

[eerieviri]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: carrot in bucket (cringe)

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]