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amelia | 19

[whatagrump]

fleabag is very good

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cyberpunkes]

If I’m the one mediating, we’ve hit rock bottom

Rudy Pankow as JJ Maybank in Outer banks (2020-)

[twitterlols]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

how y’all look at the (usually) adult man who impregnated her

[delicioustragedycheesecake]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[mischief-marauders]

atyd!Remus if he ever met canon Remus

[regulusblackappreciation]

Person: Why do you like Harry Potter so much?

Me, reading gay fanfiction: The plot. 

[mischief-marauders]

Second Year

McGonagall (stiffening): They’re here. I can feel it in the air.

Dumbledore: What do you feel?

McGonagall: Chaos. Terror. Mischief.

Flitwick (panicking): No no no no. It’s not time yet.

Slughorn (wiping the sweat off his face): I can’t do this, I can’t go through it again. They blew up my potions lab twice.

Dumbledore (gravely): We must. Remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.

Madame Pomfrey (crying): I can’t do it again.

McGonagall: We have to! We must!

12 year old James and Sirius busting down the door of Hogwarts: We’re back!

[orarah-deactivated20221129]

Been working on this for too long oof

Here's a scene from all the young dudes (sorry for spoilers 🥺)

[versace-ash]

i’m getting obsessed with wolfstar

[queerenteen]

The best ships are confused (re: oblivious) bisexuals and suffering gays.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk™.

[80sretroelectro]

[harryisart]

+

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[queer-things-and-stuff]

HoW!?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

[mens-rights-activia]

400 pounds!?!?!???

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[theequeerstrian]

What the FUCK

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

[exidtual]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING