[funnyboneys]

[icehockeyetc]

Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics Preliminary Round: Czechia vs Canada | February 12, 2026

[instigatorjosten]

Neil: im doing such a good job at seeming normal, none of the foxes know how fucked up and dangerous and scared and PARANOID and fucking crazy i am

meanwhile what the foxes saw:

[hotmandrivefast]

Max: oh.. that’s— thanks Charlie 🥹

post not sponsored by Duracell

[tsuru-3]

[v11chel]

Happy birthday to Junior over here

[albprv]

Sauber Charles X mad max

[hailsloves33]

Abu Dhabi showed that Max really rates Charles higher than everyone else. George was so fucking useless as always.

Say what you want about your ship but no Max ship will ever come close to lestappen.

[dafunzies]

charles assorting dominance over george in secret santa. chef’s kiss. this too is lestappen

[they-might-be-bionts]

Charles Leclerc showed up to Abu Dhabi with an absolute shitbox car, a homoerotic dynamic with his childhood rival and a dream

[anonauthor644]

Here's a list of Max's favourite things in the whole wide world (100% accurate, I was there, I saw with my own eyes):

Winning (boy does he love that one)

Racing (any type of)

Cars (in the very lose definition)

Racing cars (both the noun and the verb)

Charles Leclerc (self explanatory)

Defending Charles Leclerc (bc obviously nobody matches Max's freak like Charles does)

Praising Charles Leclerc (only bc he's really good, Max isn't biased with these kind of things)

Flirting with Charles Leclerc (stupid autocorrect, I meant "racing against")

Rookies (as if they were his own)

"his man" (according to GP)

Anything that has to do with him sitting behind a wheel (genuinely cares about that more than the winning, I think)

Cats (more so than dogs)

that one monegasque driver born in 1997 (guess who)

Red Bull (as in the drink, the team and the fucking team kit)

ragebaiting (main target audience: the fia, the media, and george)

His colleague from Ferrari (could be anyone, really, and I mean it's not Lewis, but could be anyone)

gin and tonic (he needs the liquid courage to talk to CL)

and this random guy who owns a dog named leo

[nixanemark]

They should put Lando and Oscar’s faces on the sphere to announce this dsq, like fallen tributes at the hunger games

[colapintoarchive]

*fireworks*

franco: i can't hear anything….poor dogs, poor animals...god, it's 10 o'clock at night. they think this is christmas dude... do you know how much they're worth??? wtf. the money they’d spent on this thing is insane, god 😑

[eraofmarch]

I hate lighting fr fr 😭

[oceanjar01]

"We wouldn't even say goodbye to each other as kids because we confused the driver with the person, we were immature."

so I make them say goodbye as kids lol

referenced a photo for p1

[80181880]

Brazil gp debrief

And char make max watched the replay together ‘til morning😭

Monza version

Imola version

[80181880]

verstappen.com x shop.charlesleclerc.com