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d ⋆ 26 ⋆ she/they eng/pl ⋆ ao3 i love my wife (max verstappen)

[verstappenalty]

[verstappio]

what happened to the broadcast this year? no midfield overtakes, 10 radio messages maximum per race, no replays. nothing.

[lellabellas]

george's post-dnf radio. i've never heard him so furious before.

[countingstars-17]

charles drenching max with champagne

[verstappio]

toto wolff’s favorite drivers ranking:

kimi antonelli

lewis hamilton

max verstappen

nico rosberg

his son

anyone else

george russell

[verstappio]

i got high and all i could think about is getting max verstappen pregnant

[verstappio]

kimi dnf and then we can have my favorite polycule kiss on the podium

[verstappio]

something something max riding george while also choking him.

[verstappio]

ferraris are on a hunt today

[verstappio]

is george having a good race too much to ask???

[caprifiles]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[verstappio]

gax star wars au where george is a jedi knight who hates max, a jedi master and the jedi council sends them on a mission together because they are tired of their constant bickering and bullshit. dori is george’s padawan, while kimi is max’s padawan, so both of them are dragged into the tension between their masters. rocky is max’s commander and during the mission he turns on them and tries to kill dori (order 66), forcing george and max to stop fighting each other long enough to survive with the empire looming over their heads. somewhere along the way they fall in love.

also who would be max’s master? for george i have nico.

[sainz100]

x

[verstappio]

kimi antonelli!! get away from my girlfriend!!!!

[verstappio]

did oscar decide to never do well again after losing the wdc?????

[formuleen]

i need max to take pole. i need max to not have a shit start. i need max to finish the fucking race. i need max to get that win. i need max to get that drill looking trophy straight into his pussy wait what the fuck am i talking about

[verstappio]

literally never happened