verycisdragon

ups but here I am again. back an 30% more horny.

[rpfalseren]

Compilation of False's MASSIVE crush on Ren

Because she actually is SO incredibly fond of this guy <3

In no particular order:

Smiling so much when Ren serenaded her with Hotel False Symmetria

This gif of her making fun of him

Posting about the event where she first met Ren at a whole week later and tweeting at 12:23am about how she enjoyed the meetup so much that she missed the last bus home and had to take and Uber

The entire 2 become 1 incident. (This is a slow ballad about making love and safe sex)

False calling Ren "Mr Giggly"

The iconic "Look at the stars Preacher, they're lovely tonight!" in the cutest tone (CB!False had the biggest most obvious life changing life ruining crush on the Preacher)

False automatically typing Ren's name when she intended to whisper to someone else

Giggling like crazy when Ren took off his shirt

Whatever the hell happened at the meet and greet at SD25

She wants his attention so bad

There's way more but it's probably better to look at the masterdoc or this Freaksymmetry compilation! :D

[scythlyven-art]

A little screenshot redraw because I’m just so in love with them 💜💜

[turtleducknewton]

PLEASE

(from c4e30 cooldown)

[kojakaj]

good episode

[tar-miriel]

travis was the only one to escape death-by-brennan in calamity & now teor has paid the price final destination style

[captainofthetidesbreath]

so, Ingrid gave Julien her axe, and Julien gave it to Teor, and Teor died with it in the Tachonis basement. if they can't figure out a way to retrieve it off Teor, THE funniest possible thing that could happen is it ends up with Ethrand, who seems like he has some chance of hefting an axe.

in a comedy of errors, Ingrid attempting to avoid marrying Ethrand results in Ethrand having possession of her greataxe that she gave to someone else as a flirtatious lady's favor.

[sisterofsylandri]

A 6th-level Disintegrate spell... that does 75 damage on average. Bolaire, you go for the Phantasmal Force. It's batted away. Termina moves around, hits you with a Disintegrate, does not hit you.

Campaign 4, Episode 30 - Here in the Dark

[utilitycaster]

SCREAMING Wick being mean to his sister is how the rest of Team Birdwatch survived

[ccattnipp]

forcing wizards to kiss 24/7

[utilitycaster]

it's like that joke about Europe. Imagine a world of Einfasen Trickery, Royce Brutality, Halovar Subtlety, Tachonis Competence, and presumably, Cormoray Good Wine.

[utilitycaster]

I made this post before Primus was like "none of my children can scar a falcon" like wow you guys aren't good at this. that seems like thing one.

[masterqwertster]

It is possible that Tyranny can pull a fast one on the Candescent Creed about what happened with Kattigan.

The only witnesses for Kattigan not being murdered that aren't with him were the Mercanaud twins, one of whom is dead already and the other is on his way since he's being worn by Bolaire.

So all Tyranny has to do is claim that she got her torture in, she left, and then the shop was mysteriously cleaned out the next day. If Kattigan gets spotted, it's on the vanished Mercanaud twins. Or twin, if they leave Calastro's body while Rulius is taken away as Bolaire's host.

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[readysetjo]

I did a loud snort so I found a source

[ahshititsarobyn]

Cleo with corset piercings!

Got this idea from @i-had-a-bad-feeling so credit goes to them for that :p

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[threadcountart]

The CR cast having a two hour meeting with white boards and grub galore to discuss lore and strategies for a make-believe storytelling game is sending me. I wish I could be a fly on the wall just to witness the whole session.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[triaelf9]

Thank goodness for the small moments ^_^;;