I bring a sort of hater vibes to the studio

hate-watched hazbin, is now hyperfixated (sigh)

[godlyambrosia]

HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!

My first new years with Ultrakill :]

Here's a drawing to start the year with Gabriel and V1 watching fireworks

This game completely took over my brain /pos

What is your new year's resolution?

[redladydeath]

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Carmilla is the host of the board of Pentagram City Overlords

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

[very-me]

so my friend started the conversation like this

[lovemongerer]

third batch of backgrounds I've cleaned up for characters so people can do their own screenshot edits! would love to be linked if used just so I can see your art :3c first batch | second batch | third batch (you are here!) | fourth batch | fifth batch | sixth batch | seventh batch (coming soon)

[very-me]

just some alastor doods! he's so fun and scrunkly to draw, I can't really describe it

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[very-me]

I'm over cringy-ness so here's my Hazbin Hotel OC Kaylus! (I drew her during the pilot time.) This also includes oc x canon SORRYY

Im going to describe her appearance so you can imagine it a bit better and more clearer than how I drew her. AHEMMm

Kaylus is a 9 feet tall (and 2.65 inches) dragon demon, having 5 horns (2 on her head, 2 on the sides and one on her forehead) and a tail that can extend to about eight times her size (when she wants to, its controllable.) (OhH YEAH THIS IS JMPORTANT, SHES MUSCULAR 😼)

She's supposed to be the overlord of wine (or maybe alcohol in general), having the best selling wine, specifically her aged Pinot Noir, across Hell. She does not have any territory except for her bars and winery. I'd like to think she came to the Hazbin Hotel a little while after Lucifer visited (Lucifer asked her to come since he knew that having one of the most famous people in Hell would attract a lot of people to the hotel)

Shes actually intersex, I won't go too into detail about it. She's apagender (maybe apafem) and doesn't mind any pronouns, I just mainly use she/her on her. Also aegosexual and omnisexual.

She was born in 1883, died in 1926 at 43 years old, her real name is Erika but changed it because of her backstory that ill write in a different post, its too long 💔

and yeah she's supposed to be shipped with al, sorry, it feels illegal but I love their dynamic so much 💔💔 don't mind the artstyies changing..

note: kaylus also wears her jackets suit (idk what the name is) over her shoulders, I just don't draw it because I'm lazy as FUCKKk

[very-me]

Hey is it okay if I use your ‘SUPREMACEY’ flag as a background or icon? I’ll credit you

oof, insanely sorry for the late answer but ofc!! no need to credit, I'm totally fine with it, im glad you enjoy the flag ‼️💕💕

[pannman]

The hazbin gang discover a cult operating underneath the pentagram

Vaggie: okay everyone just act natural. These robes should hide our identities

Angel: you got it Vagina! Hey guys! Whens the after party cult orgy?

Vaggie nervously laughs: um he's he's just kidd-

Cult member: oh! That's at 10, Under the full blood moon

Vaggie: ...ew

Charlie: yaaayyyy.... super into this...

Husk: wonder who the fuck these wackos are even worshipping

Alastor: it's probably another cult dedicated to me. Although it's quite more bothersome than entertaining anymore

Cult member: welcome! Welcome! We are here once again to worship the most powerful sinner in our existence!

Alastor: what I tell you

Cult member continues: ...our goddess of destruction and slayer of Adam, savior of extermination, Niffty the Death of Angels!

Alastor: come again?

Charlie: They're worshipping NIFFTY? Alright Niff you better keep a low profi-WHERED SHE GO!?!

Niffty: I've been summoned!!!!

Random member: the goddess blesses us with her presence!!!!

All the cult members kneel*

Niffty: REIGN TERROR MY CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF YOUR GODDESS!!!!

[deuxaeonn]

I love foils. So, here's a collection of similarities between Vox and Alastor!

The classic angry table clawing - everyone knows that one:

Smiling for heightened control and influence (and smiling through annoyance):

The [demonic shock] [slow head turn] [extra filtered voice] "haha, what did you [just] say?" scenes:

These scenes, at the beginning and end of Stayed Gone:

Depicting themselves as a member of a religious institution to vie for the audience's trust:

[very-me]

headcannon: they used to work together (in a way that vox would come on alastors broadcasts as a guest sometimes- since al doesn't like being on TV, vox would mention him sometimes in a positive way) and picked up these behaviors from eachother since they liked to observe one another ; they both still do it to this day because they were honestly kinda the best of friends back then before they fought 💔💔

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

[totopopopo]

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

[nieyao]

[albically]

[very-me]

each time someone writes a smut alastor fanfic an angel loses its wings

[garlicbreadish]

being aroace is somehow a blessing and a curse at the same time.

it's either, "oh everybody's after love/sex but I'm not!"

or else, "everybody's after love/sex, why can't I be the same?"

[very-me]

sigh

[very-me]

I saw a pinterest comment that said 'someone should combine all of the aroace flags and call it supremACEy' and..

AROSULATELY SUPREMACEY

the extra 'e' was not a mistake

TYSM strangerIsdanger FOR HELPING ME INCLUDE AROMANTIC IN THE JOKE