Hai Officalverse!
I am a verry small guy, so I may be anywhere, hehe.
EXPECTATIONS
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Janaina Medeiros
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
todays bird
Peter Solarz
Today's Document
noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@very-smol-guy-offical
Hai Officalverse!
I am a verry small guy, so I may be anywhere, hehe.
i am a grapefruit
what are you 🫵?
i am very smol :3
im crying
Oh hey! I know that bird, it's carried me off before too :3
Welcome.
{ You are greeted when you push the wooden door open. Escaping form the cold and dark winter outside. }
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♱‧₊🖤᪠໋ ₊˚. 𓈒 ໋🥃 ໋𓈒 .˚₊ ໋áªðŸ–¤â‚Š â€§ â™±
{ A cloaked figure can be seen sitting at the bar of an old pub. }
{ A full glas of. Some sort of alcohol.. Maybe rum and coke..? Sits infront of them. Untouched. }
{ Their face is half covered by a black mask up to their eyes. The rest of their face cast in shadow. }
{ They don't seem to be paying attention. Though it's impossible to tell when you cannot see their face. }
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♱‧₊🖤᪠໋ ₊˚. 𓈒 ໋🥃 ໋𓈒 .˚₊ ໋áªðŸ–¤â‚Š â€§ â™±
{ The room's quite loud with the noise of casual conversation from the patrons of the pub. Drinking and enjoying their nights. }
{ But as your eyes land on the figure, the sound seems to quiet. }
{ They're quite an intriguing character. }
{ Definitely not dressed for the weather. You think as you dust the fresh snow of your shoulders. }
{ And.. There's something about them. You're unsure of what. There's just.. Something. }
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♱‧₊🖤᪠໋ ₊˚. 𓈒 ໋🥃 ໋𓈒 .˚₊ ໋áªðŸ–¤â‚Š â€§ â™±
{ You slowly make your way over to the bar. And take a seat beside them. Did you mean to do that? You're unsure. }
{ You think of striking up conversation but convince yourself otherwise. }
{ You attempt to call the bartender. They don't seem to notice you. }
{ The figure sitting next to you gets the bartenders attention for you. }
{ Their voice is deep and vaguely masculine. With an indistinguishable accent. Almost like your own, but not quite there. }
{ They look to you for your order. You instinctively tell them almost immediately. Why did you do that? You don't know. }
{ They order for you. The bartender doesn't ask them to pay. }
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♱‧₊🖤᪠໋ ₊˚. 𓈒 ໋🥃 ໋𓈒 .˚₊ ໋áªðŸ–¤â‚Š â€§ â™±
{ The drink gets placed infront of them. They push it to you }
{ You catch a glimpse of their hand. It's heavily tattooed with intricate designs up their figures. Their nails are painted black, the polish is pristine. }
{ They nod to you then stand up and leave. }
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♱‧₊🖤᪠໋ ₊˚. 𓈒 ໋🥃 ໋𓈒 .˚₊ ໋áªðŸ–¤â‚Š â€§ â™±
{ You're left with a lot of questions. And a free drink. }
{ No matter how long you were planning on staying there, you end up leaving right after finishing your drink. }
[ Out of character. ]
I have an old tag list I found here.
@queer-offical @satan-offlcal @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @satans-mum-offical @taggingtaggingtaggingoffical @william-frontflip-offical @water-frog-offical @whale-offical @rules-official @reminders-offical @not-gaslight-offical @gaslight-offical @no-one-offical @the-fucks-to-give-offical @transboy-offical @man-offical @osha-offical @offical-government-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical @aroace-offical @anatidaephobia-offical @doxxer-offical @spotify-offical @de-activated-offical @funny-pinterest-comments-offical @factory-offical @froggo-offical @fake-news-offical @garlic-bread-supremacy-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @hammerhead-sharkie-offical @janedoe-offical @james-offical @john-backflip-offical @knife-offical @library-offical @liquidgenderer-offical @loneliness-of-the-void-offical @zoroark-offical @cereal-killer-offical @voicing-offical-quotes-offical @very-smol-guy-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @bank-owner-officals-dead-spouse @bank-owner-offical @bad-coping-mechanisms-offical @supervillain-offical @aira-offical
Someone remembers me? :)
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET [[SHOT]]
reblog if you're
gay
wearing clothes
not wearing clothes
the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players
or a penguin
no one will ever know which
You are loved. No take backs.
Thinking back to how middle school teachers talked about high school is really funny because it was basically:
your friends? DEAD
your teachers? OUT TO GET YOU
your school work? KILLS YOU
homework? 78 HOURS EVERY NIGHT
hotel? TRIVAGO
If I had an 8-bit voice thing (it's a bit quiet so you might have to turn up!)
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Not enough people reacted to this and I'm sad
Get this to 4000 notes
NOW.
Rb if you are in the officialverse
THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT
If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM
There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.
If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person
You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life
And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.
That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.
Stay safe everyone
OMIGOSH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED
HAPPY ONE MONTH GUYS
ITS OFFICALLY BEEN ONE MONTH SINCE I MADE THE BLOG
hoorayy you lasted longer than my irl friend did when they tried gimmick blogging :3
???
happy anniversary to the great molasses flood
Happy birthday to the great molasses flood
I will make police car noises to relax you
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Thanks...?
CAW CAW CAW caw (relaxing seagull noises)
... Okay
*car crash*
WHY?!
why not?
*sets orphanage on fire*
[Sprays with water gun because MY FUCKING SPRAY BOTTLE GOT STOLEN, TWICE]
I can help!
(summons a "giant" water bottle.... which is just a normal sized bottle, to most people)
Here you go! :3
why’s it so hard to do good in the officalverse what are your secrets oh powerful officalverse overlords
uhm.. you kinda just.. be. :p
I don't have much more advice to offer :l
Imagine this is a very funny post
(Imagine this is laughter)
:3
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