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Y/N: I will now torture you.

Natasha, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Natasha, tensing up: Wait…

Y/N, moving toward her: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Natasha, backing away: No.

Y/N, leaning forward, trapping her against a wall: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Natasha, holding up her hands: I need a safe word!

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THATS MEE

Portrait - 11

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x F!Reader

Notes: Hey guys! Happy Monday, wishing y’all have a great week. I hope you enjoy this chapter, and I already apologize for any mistake, I haven’t actually revised to just post it as soon as possible. Let me know if you want to be tagged!

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of sex.

Part 11 of X.

Word count: 2391.

It’s been a while since the last time that you watched the sunset. The sun touching the ocean, painting the sky with breathtaking shades of orange makes you feel very calm. Besides the amazing view, being on a private beach in Southampton at the beginning of a very chilly November isn’t the most pleasant experience. Tony and Pepper’s beach house is one of the most impressive locations that you have ever been, it’s massive and you feel like that’s something that you would only see in movies, and maybe this house could actually be on some movie, who knows? It’s a fabulous house.

You spent the entire day working on their engagement photoshoot, that you agreed to do as a wedding gift for them. Despite the cold weather, the day was very clear and you were able to do a very good job outside. It’s something else to see the infamous Tony Stark around Pepper. Love has definitely changed his life and seeing him actually participating in the wedding plans is incredible, is he really that into flowers or he’s just a man that is so in love with his fiancé and is actually excited about the details? Who knows?! But spending a full day with the couple was really nice. Enjoying a warm cup of tea, sat on a very comfy lounging chair at the master bedroom balcony, is a very nice way to wrap a good day of work.

“Earth to Y/N, are you there?”

Looking away from the landscape, you notice that you have been zoning out for a bit.

“Sorry, this view distracted me. How can you spend so much time on Wall Street when you have this place to be? Wish I could be here forever. Even in the winter, this place is awesome”

Tony chuckles and wrap his arms around Pepper, who’s sharing a lounging chair with him “wish I could too but Pepper don’t allow me, or would join me”

She scoffs and turns in his arms to look straight at his face “Bullshit! You are a workaholic, and besides that, you have to spend at least SOME time at Wall Street to be able to afford this place!”

You just can’t stop laughing, their dynamics is just hilarious.

Adjusting your coat and scarf, you get up “Well guys, this day has been great but I have to go, it’s getting late and I have a long drive back home”

“Are you sure that you don’t want a lift?”

You laugh at Tony’s proposal “Maybe next time? I don’t think that my car would fit in your chopper, and I kinda need it back in the city”

Both of them get up too and accompany you, heading to the basement level where’s the garage is. Yeah, it’s a fucking 3 levels BEACH HOUSE with a fucking basement garage. But it’s Tony’s beach house, so that’s expected.

You hug both of them, saying goodbye, you promise to call them in two weeks to deliver their photos.

Getting into your car, you set the GPS route back to your place and put your favorite playlist, it’s a nearly two hours drive. That’s something that you like a lot to do, drive alone, hearing and singing your favorites songs. But also that makes you think a lot, about a lot of stuff, and right now it’s about planning a weekend trip to Southampton with your friends, it’s been a long time since you have done something like that. And now your group has a new and probably your favorite member, Wanda. You miss her, it’s been a very busy week, for both of you, and just to think about the last time that you have been with her, makes your heart swell inside your chest.

A few thoughts, plans, and a lot of out of tune singing, you arrive at your place. Despite being very nice to do your work, at an amazing location with a very special pair, you feel tired. It’s been a very long day, driving to Hamptons, setting up your equipment, taking a huge amount of pictures of them, and the drive back took a lot of your energy. You just take a quick shower and sent a text to Wanda updating her about your day before getting to bed and falling asleep as soon as you get comfortable into the comforter.

Two weeks later, you get inside your studio and get astonished with everything you see. As soon as you approved Steve’s project, he already had set up a team to work in the renovations and the results are incredible. Thankfully there isn’t any major modification to be done, so his work it’s almost done, just some pieces of furniture and a few decorations missing here and there. An opening event for your studio is set due two weeks later, it won’t be a big party, you invited only your friends and a few coworkers.

Steve is really talented with his work, very attentive and he has a great sense of style. Everything looks just like you always dreamed and you couldn’t be happier.

Later that day you have lunch with Steve and settle the last details of your Studio, Bucky has joined you and he’s helping you with the gathering and the bar set to the opening event. Catching up with your friends, you just couldn’t miss the opportunity to tease your friends one more time about their shenanigans with your best friend, Nat. Natasha is actually in Japan doing a photoshoot for Carolina Herrera, it’s been 10 days and you were already missing her. After that morning that she had run away from the couple that’s in front of you, you have only seen her one more time.

They have talked that day, and they understood why Nat had run away, they agreed that they haven’t thought much before doing it but they just laughed about it, agreeing that the experience was great. Well, the hickies all over their necks were kinda proof, right?!

After your lunch, you spent a while in the studio with Steve, he wanted you to choose a few images that he would send to print and to frame so he could hang in the walls.

Later that evening, you leave your Studio for a meeting at Elite Model Management. This is a massive project that you were looking forward to do, this agency is one of the biggest worldwide, their models were the most famous in the business. So you were nearly jumping in your seat while Okoye, a very impressive woman standing tall with a 6 inches stiletto and a perfectly fitting suit, was explaining the campaign for you. You are going to be responsible for the shooting of next summer season campaign, the project is massive, you are going to work with the leads of the agency and all the shootings will be set in France, Saint-Tropez precisely. Could that be better? Probably not! For the following months, a few trips to Los Angeles will be necessary, to set up details with the West Coast team.

When the meeting ends, you text Wanda as soon as you get out, telling her the good news. It’s been a few days since the last time that you saw her, and it was just a quick lunch. Both of you have been busy lately but you were the one that rescheduled a couple of dates with your girlfriend. Despite her being very supportive of your work and crazy hours, you noticed that she has got sad because of your last time appointments. You missed her a lot and there’s nothing that you want more than spent time with her, but with the new projects and your studio you were with a tight schedule.

You let out a sigh when you notice that Wanda hasn’t seen your message, probably because it’s nearly midnight and you just notice that you spent the last 6 hours at a meeting. That makes you frustrated, you were getting into old behavior and this makes you think about your past mistakes. It’s necessary to balance your time, so you can spend more time with her too. You can’t make the same mistake with Wanda, especially when you care about her in a way that you never cared about anyone else.

The following morning, you wake up with Wanda calling you.

“Morning love, I’m so sorry that I haven’t seen your text. Congratulations, I’m so proud of you!”

You were still rubbing the sleep of your eyes “Good morning babe, actually, I’m sorry. I have been so excited about it that I forgot that most people sleep in reasonable hours. Thank you so much, Wan. Your support means everything to me”

You hear her sighing “I’ll always support you… You know, I’m missing you, babe, it’s been a few days since I last saw you”

“I miss you too Wan, in fact, I planned to call you today to invite you for lunch. What do you think? At my place”

“mmmm your place? Are you taking the day off?”

You laugh “Yes, my place and sorta? I just have to make a couple of calls and I’ll be doing from home, so I was hoping that I could see my gorgeous girlfriend today”

You could hear her giggling, that sound makes your day enlighten in a second “Well, since my high ended, very talented girlfriend took half a day off just to see me, I’ll call my office and let them know that I won’t show up today. I just have a couple of things to do downtown so I’ll be there by one, is this okay?”

You take a glance at the clock at your side table and see that’s 9:52 AM “That’s perfect, babe. I can’t wait to see you”

Ending the call, you get up and start to plan your lunch with Wanda, you wanted to do a surprise for her. You actually did have a few appointments today but you make the calls and clean your agenda for the day. Wanda makes you feel special every time that you speak, and you want to make her feel how special she is. You call the Italian restaurant down the block and order a meal to be delivered by the time Wanda was close to arriving. After a quick shower, you head to a nearby flower shop and buy a giant bouquet of roses, cliche right?! But those are Wanda’s favorite.

Getting home, it’s almost 1 pm. You are settling the groceries that you bought when the doorbell rings. Opening the door, you are immediately tackled and fall backward with Wanda over you.

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m sorry, I thought that you would catch me!”

Your back hurts a little bit but you just burst into laughing “I’m fine babe. And I missed you too”

Wanda attempt to get up but you sit up and hugs her waist, she leans closer “I missed you too babe”

Kissing Wanda became one of your favorite feelings. The way that she always ends up with her hands on the back of your neck, scratching lightly, her soft lips moving against yours, and the little sighs that she always let out during it.

You hear someone clearing their throat, making you break the kiss, and Wanda squirm on your lap. The delivery guy is standing and looking at the wall. Of course, you haven’t closed the door, Wanda’s face gets a deep shade of pink, being caught isn’t her favorite thing, especially by strangers. Untangling your girlfriend, you stand and take the delivery, making sure that the young man gets a very generous tip.

Catching up with Wanda, she tells the progress that she has done with the new classes and services that she implanted at her Studio and that her mother is going to travel to the US to spend the holidays with her and Pietro. She wants you to be with them, which makes you feel great and a bit anxious about meeting her mom. She also wants to know every single detail of your current projects. She gets excited with everything, and her excitement is contagious, by the end of your meal you see yourself even happier about the progress that both of you were able to make it.

Wanda took the day off, so you decide to watch a movie. You are setting the dishes into the dishwasher and Wanda went to the living room to pick a movie. Finishing, you grab a couple of bottles of beer and went to join her on the couch.

“So, what are we watc…” the sight in front of you makes you frozen in the middle of the room. The TV is turned off, the curtains blocking the view of your giant windows, and Wanda very naked sprawled on the couch.

“Actually I was thinking about something more fun than a movie. Do you agree?”

The beer bottles are long forgotten, and without noticing you get closer to her, like there’s a magnet pushing you forward “I couldn’t agree more with you”

The next couple of hours is spent making up for the two weeks without seeing each other, kissing each other, touching each other.

Laid down on your living room rug, cuddling with Wanda by your side, both of you covered with sweat, catching a breath while you play lazily with her hair, she’s drawing random patterns on your chest. You missed this. Talking with her, sharing, and connecting with Wanda. Kissing her forehead, you roll over and get on top of her again, filling her face with light pecks. Wanda starts to laugh and that’s the sound that you aim to get from her all the time.

“I won’t spend this long without seeing you ever again”

Her eyes lock with yours for a moment “Promise?” she says on a barely audible whisper.

“I promise, love” you answer with a peck on her lips.

She smiles widely and slides both of her hands down your back, stopping with both grabbing your ass “Good, now let’s move this to the bedroom because even with this fluff rug, it’s getting cold as fuck”

You laugh out loud and get up, taking her hand to move things to your bedroom.

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Kara Danvers | Supergirl 1.01 Pilot

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the moment Kara realized she was starting to lose Lena vs. the moment she lost her

YOU'RE BAAAAAAAACK!!! OMG YAAASS! I MISSED YOU BBY!! It was so nice to see you popping on my notifs. The chapter was amaaaazing! I really love the ending. Poor Steve 😂😂😂 I want you to know that you owe us nothing. Don't feel bad about taking time for yourself. You come first! I hope life is treating you nice! I send you my best vibes, ma frem! ✨💜

Oh my god, you are so sweet 🥺

I'm really glad that you enjoyed! And be prepared for more fluttered Steve, I love the idea of teasing him 😂

Also thank you so much for the support, it's really important to me. This whole pandemic made me have a lot of steps back in my life, and I get really frustrated when I can't achieve my goals. But i'm working on it and writing makes me feel better.

Thank you so much bby ♥️🥺

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Portrait - 10

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x F!Reader

Notes: Hey guys! First of all, I’d like to apologize to every one of you who supported me by reading, commenting, and liking this story. It's been six months since the last update and I feel terrible for letting this become this far. This year is being so weird and fucked up, and I'm not really well considering all that this crises have been impacting in my life. For now on I'm committing to finishing this story in the best way that I can and I'll update at least once a week. I wrote this chapter a while ago and I think that's fine so I really hope you enjoy it, and one more time, I'm so sorry for letting you waiting for updates.

Now, enjoy the chapter!

Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Part 10 of X.

Word count: 2039.

"Stick out your tongue"

You obey what Wanda said, you just can't do the opposite, especially when you are laying down on your bed and she's fully naked riding your face on a Sunday morning after she spent the entire night with you.

Grabbing her ass, you help her to ride your face, helping her come undone which happens quickly. Wanda moans loudly and that's the sexiest thing that you have ever seen, that image makes you rub your thighs together on an attempt to get some pressure on your aching point.

After she rode through her high, Wanda straddles your hips and bend down to kiss you. Deepening the Kiss, she moans tasting herself on your mouth.

A loud banging on your bedroom's door makes you break the kiss, and you hear Natasha's voice coming from the other side.

"Shame on you, horny dogs. I told you yesterday that I would be here for breakfast today and I CALLED YOU EARLIER..."

Wanda hides her face on your neck, she's giggling while Natasha is still talking, you just cover your mouth to try hiding your laugh.

"Be out here in 5 minutes or I’ll come in this bedroom and I don't care about seeing your ugly asses… uh-and I brought some stuff from that bakery near my place, so HURRY UP"

"I'll see you in five minutes Nat" you answer not being capable to hide your laugh anymore.

Getting her face out of your neck, Wanda gives your lips a light peck "I told that she would be here before we finished"

You cup her jaw and shove her face with light kisses "I think that we just did it right in time"

Wanda let out a whimper "I would love to return that wonder that you just did to me but I think that would be really rude to keep her waiting while we do It again" she kisses your cheek and gets up.

You laugh "I know and she wasn't lying about coming in, she definitely would".

Doing a quick job to make yourself presentable, you let Wanda at your bathroom and go find Natasha and find her at a full set breakfast at your table and pretending to be mad with you.

"That was rude, I know that you had spiderwebs down there but wtf?! It's been three days, I seriously was worried about Wanda being killed by your horny ass"

You laugh and hug your best friend, and she flinches away when you would kiss her cheek.

"Don't kiss me with that mouth, I heard the end of your morning activities"

"Don't be so dramatic, Nat. I have seen you in so much more compromising positions" you say while grabs a pancake for you.

Natasha threw a grape at your face "Shut up, asshole".

Wanda would be mortified if she knew that Natasha heard her moaning while riding your face? Yes. Was that worth it? Definitely. You spent the entire weekend alternating between eating and having sex in the kitchen, trying to watch a movie but ended up having sex on the couch, taking some nap just to wake up to lose yourselves on each other over again. The morning after you and Wanda slept together for the first time, your phone was filled with texts from Nat asking about your date, and you typed a quick answer telling her that you have a girlfriend so your plans succeed.

But things have gotten weird when Natasha called you later that night, nearly 3 am to say that she would be at your place in the morning after to have breakfast with you and that gets you intrigued. Not about interrupting your weekend with your girlfriend but usually when Natasha wants to meet you at your place, she just comes and gets in since she has a copy of your apartment keys. So you know that something is bothering her.

Wanda gets in the kitchen and you can’t stop yourself to look at her. She’s one of those people who looks absolutely great when they just wake up. You drive your attention down when she bends to hug Natasha, that angle made your oversized t-shirt that she’s wearing show a little bit more of her thighs. You look away when you feel something hitting your head, looking up to find out that was Natasha throwing a slice of bread on you.

“That’s becoming a habit, you know?! Stop throwing food at me, asshole”

“Stop looking at my friend like she’s a piece of meat”

“I wasn’t… not like that!”

“Yes, you were”

“No, I wasn’t”

“Oh for god sake, stop both of you. And Can someone passes the coffee for me, please?!” Wanda says interrupting you and Nat acting like two kids.

You fell into a small talk while having your meal. That’s definitely something that you can get used to, having both your best friend and girlfriend for a late breakfast at you place on a lazy Sunday, that makes you wonder when it was the last time that you felt so relaxed and peaceful. But Natasha was acting very weird, so you just can’t wait any longer.

“Come on Nat, spill it out. Your weirdness is killing me”

She huffs and cleans the palm of her hands on her pants. You were about to push a little bit more when she says:

“Remember that Halloween party that you supposed to be? That was last night. I was really excited about so I ended up going without you…”

“Tell me something new Nat”

Wanda slaps your arm, a warning to you let Natasha finish her story.

“Thanks Wan. So, when I got there, I was trying to find some of my coworkers that I knew that they would attend that party. I found them and we started to drink, dance, having a lot of fun... Thor showed up and he has gotten mad at me cause I kinda ghosted him and he ended things between us. I have got a little upset you know? But anyway, I ended up the night having a threesome…”

“Oh come on, all of that drama because of a threesome? That wasn’t even your first one!”

“...with Bucky and Steve.”

And you started choking with your coffee. Nat got up quickly to get some water and Wanda taps your back on an attempt to relieves it. It took a little while for you to recover. Natasha looked really nervous and that worried you a little bit. She’s always so confident and seeing her like that isn’t normal.

“What the fuck Nat? How does it happen?”

“I thought that they both were like 100% gay and especially vanilla,” Wanda says making Natasha burst into laughs.

“Well, Steve is but Bucky is actually bi and both definitely aren’t vanilla.”

You were still shocked. “Okay but HOW, Nat?”

She takes a deep breath “They were there too, and after Thor broke up with me, I went to the bar and found them. We spent a lot of time talking and the conversation has gotten to that subject. Steve told us that he has never done this before but we laughed and kept talking and forgot about it, at least for a moment. I went to their place to have a couple more drinks after the party and the threesome subject came back and one thing led to another and we did it”.

Wanda leaned back at her chair “Wait a minute, you said that this happened last night, so what are you doing here? Did you just run away?”

Natasha puts her head between her hands and groans frustratedly “That is exactly what I did, like wtf? They are my friends and we are all adults. Why did I act like a damn teenager?”

Recovering from your moment of shock, you grab her hands between yours. You know her for too long and know that Nat is very impulsive. If she wants something she just goes for it and does it, most of the time without thinking a lot about it.

“Nat, I think that you should be glad that it happened with your friends, right? So there’s nothing to worry about it, just talk to them. Tell the truth, you were a bit overwhelmed after and nervous. But talk to them, that’s the best way to deal with it. Just like you said, you’re all adults and there’s nothing wrong about it”.

“How was it?”

You and Natasha look at Wanda, who just shrugs “I’m curious, and I’d like to know which one of them gave you that hickie”.

Looking at Nat’s neck you actually see a love bite on it. You can’t help it and just laugh out loud.

“Oh, do you really want to play dirty, Wan? Because that would be really funny if I told something about my best friend here sticking out her tongue earlier this morning”.

Wanda blushes immediately looking at you. Holding your laugh, you try to defend yourself “Babe, I haven’t said anything. She actually heard us”.

Wanda doesn’t say anything, she leans over and hides her face on your neck, making you and Nat cackle.

“Well guys, now that you made me realize that I totally freaked out for absolutely nothing, I’m gonna go and talk to them. For the well being of my eyes, I’m gonna leave you alone again because I feel like I’m about to see some live lesbian porn on this kitchen table”.

Wanda is still ashamed and gets up as soon as Natasha said that she’s leaving and start gathering the dishes to put in the washer, just saying bye over her shoulder.

Still laughing because of Wanda’s embarrassment, you escort your friend to the door and she gives you a tight hug “I know that I was probably overthinking about it but thanks for always having my back. And besides the jokes, I’m really happy for both of you”.

“I’m here anytime you need me okay? Now go talk to them. Text me later telling me that my favorite couple has become a throuple”.

“Always ruining my moments, goodbye idiot”.

Coming back at the kitchen, Wanda had already organized everything and were sitting on the countertop “Come here babe and kiss me good morning”.

You can’t avoid, her voice is like a mermaid’s sing. You set yourself between her legs and hug her waist and kisses her deeply.She leans down and whispers in your ear “I’m glad that Nat passed by because she just gave me an amazing idea about this countertop”.

Sunday passed by really quickly just like the rest of the weekend. Later that night, you left Wanda at her place after a long argument about she should sleep at your place and go back to hers the next morning to get ready for work. She told you that she has an early meeting and if she stayed, both of you wouldn’t get so much sleep.

Monday morning you woke up very excited. That weekend with Wanda was amazing, and you woke up with a text from her and another one from Steve, wanting to meet you because he did the project for your studio. You knew that he would work on the weekend especially because that was a project for your place, but knowing the facts that happened Saturday night, you didn’t felt guilty knowing that he had some fun. Double fun.

It’s 9 am when you arrive at your studio and Steve is already there, waiting for you with two coffees on his hand.

“I hope that one of those is for me because I’m definitely going to need it for today”.

He hugs you and hands out one coffee “Of course it is. Look at her, all smiley. What some love does is magical, isn’t it?”.

Sipping at your coffee “Well, what can I say? My beautiful girlfriend and I had an amazing weekend together”.

He looks amused “That’s so cute, congrats hun. You make such a pretty and cool couple. We are definitely scheduling a double date”.

You are laughing even before saying “Sure, should we include Nat on it?”

And that time, you help Steve who chokes with his coffee.

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𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝟯 𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗔 𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗦

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That thing was squeezing my brain.

↳ captain america: the winter soldier (2014)

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Maybe they’re just in love, Alex!

Stay safe, everyone! <3

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What a way to find out that your girlfriend is a superhero xD

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“All the single heroes…”

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ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

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ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

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NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

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UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

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THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

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All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York Just thawed out Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up Loki sucks And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me Don’t pay him any attention I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him