Kelsey Lynn

Starbucks and boyfriend are life. Reynolds high school student. 06-10-2014 ~ never forget 16 years old "Be the change you want to see in the world." ~Gahndi

[rikajeanne]

[badtvblog]

I wish I didn’t relate to this

[veryhella-blog]

Am I the only one who will chase their father for watermelon?

[veryhella-blog]

I'm back you guys!!!

[darkdaysbrightnights]

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE BEFORE THIS ISSUE IS TAKEN SERIOUSLY

[veryhella-blog]

It's not the guns. We have HORRIBLE mental health checks. What we need is more mental health checks.

[fortheartofliving]

[flo-we-rs]

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

[lukespoopface]

a straight guy said it was disgusting that i liked girls

a STRAIGHT guy

YOU LIKE GIRLS TOO YOU IDIOT  

[disneykingdom]

[disneygirlwithablog]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

[peasoupprincess-deactivated2020]

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

[trashcansally]

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere like terrible, horrible, thoughts for no reason at all and then you snap out of it and you’re like  i don’t want to kill my mom what the fuck

[dutchster]

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

[fortheartofliving]

[flo-we-rs]

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

[brolan]

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

[4gifs]

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

me participating in a group project

[adorkoftheworld-deactivated2016]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[suribot]

[ghdos-blog]

The two smartest men on the planet.

[nicolrene-deactivated20130906]

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

[forecastiel]

This is unreal

[askboxmemes]

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

A compliment or insult

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

[shawtycon-deactivated20130605]

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

love stick

doinker

schlong

wankie

ding dong

100% all-beef thermometer

bologna pony

stinky pickle

magic wand

divine rod

love muscle

power drill

captain winky

yogurt slinger

DNA rifle 

[codename-lol]

are you kidding im going to use all of these

[veryhella-blog]

I call DNA rifle!

[thetallblacknerd]

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

[veepoe]

Some women really need to remember this

[oryoucangetfucked]

Omg I think I love you

[veryhella-blog]

Woman don't know this..

[cutejolras]

one time i broke my wrist at school and i was in agony and i was like screaming and i couldnt move it but my head of year wouldnt let me go home because i already ‘had too much time off’

[eponine-thenardieyyy]

Yet more proof that schools actually value attendance more then health or happiness of pupils.

[cutejolras]

im glad this has 200 notes it was fucking traumatic

[healthyabby-blog]

[later-is-never]

i’m so happy this set of pictures exists. I’M NOT ALONE!

[drink-green-tea-x]

Every day ):

[usedtobedeanasana]

Congrats, you’re human :))

No but seriously, imagine if you digestive system couldn’t expand to accomodate food? You’d be in terrible pain every time you eat and would have to consume little quantities of liquid all day long to get your nutrition. 

[yummy-recovery]

this.

[healthynfitnyc]

I need reminding sometimes.

[hijababyy]

no but you don’t even understand how much this needed to be done

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW! You are a human who accommodates for the nutrients you need to survive! how wonderful! please don’t be scared or ashamed of that!