who cares

it me

[piscescowgirl]

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[19863]

you never think youll become one of those people who goes to restaurants alone and eats alone and drives 4 hours to go chill by a lake in the middle of nowhere alone but then you do

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[ghostwithabodycount]

@uss-edsall

[lovevalley45]

i got a new meme format hot off the press y’all

[rubbishpiit]

[humorhour]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[shineebrightt-deactivated202502]

And it keeps on going

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[nerdjpg]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

[crazyshitisay]

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

[whatspeaksofter]

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afeelgoodblog]

[blobdylan]

[theweirdwideweb]

[haunted-meatsack]

[penicillium-pusher]

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

[journalistpeterparker-deactivat]

@augustheart